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Cakewalker Posted Oct 10, 1999
*rofl* *chokes*
Darn, spilt my beer. Friendly barman! I need a top-up!
Terrible to admit, but my only claim to have met a celebrity is spotting someone from Coronation Street in Halfords. As it was, it wasn't even me who spotted him - I hate soaps. It must be very depressing being an actor and have someone say 'Who's he? What? Coronation Street? Misguided fool. I'd get a new agent.' in earshot.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 11, 1999
*opens mouth to ask a question, then thinks better of it*
So, um..... how did you know it was Bowie's?
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Oct 11, 1999
Well this is a pleasent change .Can I have a pint of cider please with
five cherries dearest barman.
This is where its all happening.I checked the lab but not much was going on down there.
Could I have a packet of peanuts too please?
I was well p****d of yesterday cos I had to come in to work.Logged into h2g2 but none of my buddies were about.Its not the same speaking to strangers.
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Lochangel Posted Oct 11, 1999
I know it was Bowie's cos one of his record company bods told me it was Bowie's and that Bowie had told me to sleep in it cos I couldn't find my tent.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 11, 1999
What a top bloke. You wouldn't catch Liam Gallagher doing that, would you? 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 11, 1999
Complete the sentence in not more than 12 words and without causing a potential lawsuit:
"I knew it was Liam's Rolls Royce because..."
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Menza Posted Oct 11, 1999
Just thought I would check to see if anyone needed a top up.
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Cakewalker Posted Oct 11, 1999
...because it was full of water and dodgy wooden calendars"
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 11, 1999
Pour away Menzares!!!, Ev knows my tipple,
So what do you know about me???
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Menza Posted Oct 11, 1999
Any thing that you usually tell someone who just got you a pint. 
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 11, 1999
Owwww smashing, thank you...
So not a lot then?...Thats probably for the better!!!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 11, 1999
Hey, whats up de..
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dasilva Posted Oct 11, 1999
*sniff*
Nah, s'OK, big boy now...gotta just deal with it meself *wail*
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