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Lochangel Posted Oct 12, 1999
Alright I am going to explain this slowly one last time...... over the summer I have been suffering from something called clinical reactive depression. Now if anything wasn't exactly right it would result in me running away to sob my little heart out. i couldn't even bear people to look at me because I hated myself and the world so much. I was more mouse then Benedict. I could barely get out of bed in the morning and according to my GP was two weeks away from a complete nervous breakdown
Now I am annoyed - no sign of tears just a classic female bad mood. I am squaring up to people, looking after myself and generally being bolshy.
Now class what do we conclude from that?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 12, 1999
Ummm... *scribbles sums on a notepad* Ummm... *counts on fingers* ..... Better? 
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Lochangel Posted Oct 12, 1999
oh yes boys you are all in big big trouble - cos she is back and she is here to make trouble! 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 12, 1999
*gulps nervously*
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Lochangel Posted Oct 12, 1999
*throws head back and laughs raucously* Hey I don't have viking blood for nothing you know! It is all rape and pillage from here on in - right who is going to be my first victim?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 12, 1999
Oooh, me first!
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Lochangel Posted Oct 12, 1999
*holds head in hands* Oh this is ridiculous - the whole point about rape and pillage is it is done against your will. If you all line up it becomes a cross between and orgy and a car boot sale.
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dasilva Posted Oct 12, 1999
That's the idea - and fyi rape is one of the very few things I wont joke about - long story, and it's not getting told in public.
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dasilva Posted Oct 12, 1999
Yes.
*Goes and sits in corner and sobs into double drambuie with JD and Malibu*
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Cakewalker Posted Oct 12, 1999
Hasn't anyone been to an orgy at a car boot sale, then?
*thinks*
*thinks more*
*wishes he hadn't said that*
*changes subject*
How's the F&F User Page coming on?
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dasilva Posted Oct 12, 1999
*Takes out his copy of "My Name Escapes Me" and brushes a tear from his cheek.*
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dasilva Posted Oct 12, 1999
Heh.
Chased 'em all off - nothin quite like sitting in an empty bar with a good book for company...
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Lochangel Posted Oct 13, 1999
probably but good timing in that situation would have been difficult
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 13, 1999
Hello !!!
Wow, what a night I seem to have missed!!!!
I must try harder..
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Mr Sapsea Posted Oct 13, 1999
I know...seems I'll have to get my boss to chain me to my desk
all evening too
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 13, 1999
As it happens, I'm having a car boot sale at my page. What an amazing coincidence. Deposit your unwanted goods at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=10027&thread=23622
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