h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Evening, Amy!

Hey there. I spent my entire afternoon moving stuff in my house... I'm a bit tired now...

My Mum and Dad's house can only be reached by steps (80 from below, 40 from above) - a few weeks back my Dad and I had to carry a cast-iron wood-burner stove down. It was the heaviest thing I've ever lifted in my life, let alone moved that sort of distance. You can imagine I was aching in places I didn't even know I had!

the trick is to buy a lighter stove

My parents are having me move into the basement (not bad, there's a nice room down there with a 'net feed!), and moving my sister into my room since I'm going away to uni in a month. The only catch is, the room I'm moving into is my mom's sewing/craft room and she has about a warehouse full of fabric down there which had to be moved first, plus a huge table that we have to take apart to move into another part of the basement. Nothing's all that heavy... but it's so tedious...

*thinks "non-identical mammories"?*

how does that work? lost property or something? scraping what you could find from the drawer?

*doesn't want to know*

too late...the little wheels in yuor mind are whirring

You all are corrupting me... I think. Or making the corruption larger and deeper, one.

As if we'd do a thing like that...

:::watches as Amy sinks into morass of depravity and corruption:::

MWAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Hey! You stop that! ::pokes PF with her pitchfork::

::makes mental note never to laugh in front of Shea to avoid being forked::

Hey Amy!
Hi Shea <------TJ trying to avoid -ing

Yeee-ouch! That hurt...

Hi TJ!

Aww, PF, I'm sorry...

PF didn't get forked because he was laughing, TJ! He got forked because he's enjoying our poor, sweet, innocent Amy sink into morass of depravity and corruption ... and that's not nice!

Come on ... laugh TJ!