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Hammy of Hamster (died, still moving) Posted Apr 24, 2000
(nice and toasty warm) 
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$u$ Posted Apr 24, 2000
*nervous horse backs towards door*
Well,it's been... erm... we must do this again some time Lisa... I really must be going...
*backs into something, and freezes in fear*
~A~
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DEATH Posted Apr 25, 2000
Oh, bugger... Here we go. This spell could kill me and permanently destroy my soul, but it's worth a shot...
(Voice goes hollow)
Umbras, Daemonifuge, Puers et Puellas, Ressurectorem Amici Meus Que est MENZA! (Lightening strikes, and flames surround Alundra and Menza. after this, a pillar of earth pushes Menza's corpse skyward. a few seconds later, he is standing on a pillar of white fire, smiling and alive. In the meantime, Alundra slipped when the fire surrounded him and is now running around, burning.) AQUA! AQUA! DEA MEA, AQUA!
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DEATH Posted Apr 25, 2000
(Rushes over to Lisa, grabs on. Flames have no effect on her Squeezes for the hell of it.)
Damn! Mind Flame! Get me some of the Essence of Water!
(Lets go of the now unconcious but quickly reviving Lisa. Fire reaches waist)
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Ado! Posted Apr 25, 2000
And How Late Am I, all freshly brushed with my Alpacca costume (cunningly disguising the funny manky walk and the walking stick). G'Day! Check out my spanky new hospital tag Hi Lisa, sorry I couldn't get here earlier, I had a spot of bother ion the hospital when an orderly sprung me logging on to h2g2 when I wasn't s'posed ta!
--- How ya all doin then?---- Ado!
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Apr 25, 2000
Oh not much. We've only killed one person, made two pass out, set a couple on fire,...
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Menza Posted Apr 25, 2000
*still standing on top of the column or white fire*
Would someone mind getting me down from here, I think my shoes are starting to melt.
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$u$ Posted Apr 25, 2000
*before passing out through a combination of fear and lack of party 'spirit', a terminally confused surfboarding winged equine mumbles* .....%$^&*&.....#*&£&.....*&@%$*.......
~A~
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Apr 26, 2000
*hands Sus a bottle of lager*
will this help?
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Hammy of Hamster (died, still moving) Posted Apr 26, 2000
ENTER, hi alundra-cum-pickard
would u like some tea, earl grey, hot.
hehehe, you'f think the replicators could guess he wanted hot tea and not iced .
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$u$ Posted Apr 26, 2000
*hits Menza over the head with the bottle of lager*
Thanks. I feel much better.
*has the added side effect of putting Menza's pire out*
~A~
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