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DEATH Posted May 1, 2000
I can fly! Engage forward engines, mr. Worf. (Silent pause. The air is so thick that if it was colder, you could make a chilli curry out of it.) Mmm... maybe not. Tea, please, Menza. Earl Grey. Hot. Laced with Jinant Onyx. Engage! Set course for comfey chair! Eject the warp core! Phasers on stun! Data, contact the Klingons! I sense the Borg! Q is here! What do you sense, Councelor!?! What's wrong, Beverly?!?! Holodeck: Picard 445-893!?!?! Warp Nine!!!!! THE LINE WILL BE DRAWN HERE, AND I WILL MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE!!!! (See first contact for some of these phrases)
"""I'mmm aaa tttreeekkkkkieeeee...."""
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Menza Posted May 1, 2000
I think we had better make that a strong, sweet cup of tea. You never know it might help.
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Hammy of Hamster (died, still moving) Posted May 2, 2000
Illogical, I'm a doctor not a hamster. SEVEN OF NINE!!!! Beam me up. Help I'm wearing a red shirt, Don't send me down there Mr Kirk please. Send someone else. I am the one who is many. I am the beginning and the end. YOU.
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Menza Posted May 7, 2000
All this time and you leave a short little message like that. 
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DEATH Posted May 12, 2000
Sweet tea... Earl grey... Hot... NNNNYUAARGH! Calm down. Calm down. Picard, control yourself! First Contact. Have any of you seen that film Contact? You wait the whole film and the alien is her bloody father!
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted May 13, 2000
You're like this boy in my class. Everyone in the class was stumped on this question in maths, nobody even knew what we were supposed to DO. So he looked the answer up in the back of the book and yelled, "THE ANSWER'S 53 BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE WORKING!!!"
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DEATH Posted May 13, 2000
53? not 42?
Here's a maths song.
Sine! Cosine! Cosine! Sine!
3.14159!
Psi! Phi! Omega! Chi!
Cubed root of Y cubed = Y!
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted May 13, 2000
*slaps Alundra across the face*
*gets him a glass of water from the kitchen*
(concerned voice) Feeling better?
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Hammy of Hamster (died, still moving) Posted May 14, 2000
Just like Captain Ahab and Moby Dick.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted May 15, 2000
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Ahab is bahA backwords!
(Yes, backwords.)
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DEATH Posted May 25, 2000
Yeah... Better...
What the hell are you going on about, Baha?
Baka is Japanese for "Idiot."
Kaba is Japanese for "Hippo."
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jun 4, 2000
Neither would I which is why I asked
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