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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted Jan 25, 2000
Hey, Jinx, ur a freak, remember? So you shouldn't worry about being embarrassed! 
Go ahead and comment! 
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Jo (Dead) Posted Jan 25, 2000
OK Comment:
You are not making much sense and I don't underst....Hey..If you weren't making sense than I would...OK. You are making too much sense. 
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Jo (Dead) Posted Jan 25, 2000
What were we talking about B4 my mind did something severely weird?
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted Jan 26, 2000
Who cares? Let's just talk.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
'elephino!
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Ormondroyd Posted Jan 27, 2000
Hi there,
I just thought you might be interested in a poll I'm currently running on my page. It's called "Bottom Of The Pops", and I'm inviting Researchers to name what they consider to be the worst, most irritating pop act in the world. I have set up a form with clickable buttons where you can vote for any one of 10 acts who I regarded as strong contenders, but you can vote for anyone else you want to by posting at the bottom of the page.
I will warn you in advance that Steps are one of my 10 nominees. However, the good news is that, at the time of posting, they're not "winning".
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Jo (Dead) Posted Jan 27, 2000
No offence to them or anyone who may happen to like tham, but Steps really are bad!
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Ormondroyd Posted Jan 27, 2000
I must agree (including the "no offence" bit!) They got my vote in my own worst-pop-act poll - although the people's choice at present seems to be the equally excruciating Vengaboys!
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Jo (Dead) Posted Jan 27, 2000
Their latest one isn't too bad. but I don't like them. I like Queen and I left the f**king tape in the f**king car and now it's too f**king cold and it won't work 
I'll buy it on CD as soon as I can afford it
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted Jan 27, 2000
ARGH, SPAM!!!! Gettoutofit! And Steps aren't that bad. The guy who sung Aga doo - _he_ is bad. Get things into perspective, man!
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Jo (Dead) Posted Jan 27, 2000
In an infinite Universe the one thing you cannot afford to have is a sense of perspective..
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Ormondroyd Posted Jan 27, 2000
Wise words, Jinx.
For the record, "Agadoo" was the fault of Black Lace. Or, as they were described by Spitting Image in their chart-topping "Agadoo" parody "The Chicken Song" - "those two wet gits with their girly, curly hair!"
And I have to say that I don't think "We're Going To Ibiza" is that much better than "Agadoo"!
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Ormondroyd Posted Jan 27, 2000
Agreed, on both counts! Anyway, please pay a quick visit to my page and vote in my poll.
(End of advert - I'll leave you in peace now).
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted Jan 29, 2000
No, don't go! I'll vote!
Anyway, where were we?
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Ormondroyd Posted Jan 29, 2000
Thank you, Cutlery! I've just been writing a piece for the h2g2 Post about the poll, so hopefully it'll hot up next week! At the moment Vengaboys have a narrow lead, with Steps close behind.
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