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hmm..................can we say too much information?!
but here-- have some peachy smelling lotion
-saffire

Thank you very much. *squirts a handfull of peachy smelling lotion into his hand and into the next room*

This is all leaving a bit of a mess on the carpet. I would offer the use of our vacuum cleaner but it blew up today.

oh really-- why???

*Appears from next room feeling much better and smelling strongly of peach* Thank you ever so much!

is the -uh- irritating rash all gone now?
-saffire

Just thought I would stop by and drop a line. I love what you've done with the place.

Courtesy

hello courtesy38 - thanks a whole big bunch
-saffire

It's gone, thanks

~Irving the Kilted

You are welcome, Bunches and Bunches

Courtesy the happy

good to see you happy
iw- youre not still talking about the rash are you??? well at least its gone...
-saffire

Loony rashly pokes his nose in. Hmmm, nice job you've done with the carpet.

Slithers under the door and away...... Yippee-I-O

I was still talking about the rash, but it's gone now...

Hi guys, what's up?
Sorry I've been gone lately, haven't had much time to get online.
The whole rash thing was kinda interesting though. Maybe Irving just needed some time alone?

You can all laugh if you want, I'm still stuck wearing this wool kilt!

awww you look so cute in it
-saffire

Now, don't get excited - I havn't returned permanently.

Hello people I don't know, hi saffire.

go get changed then (see http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=19933&thread=29888)

oh darn! looks like i just missed you elk - ah well
-saffire

Did anyone ever explain the carpet munching reference (he said, testing their memory)?

Oh, silly me, it was me who started it.

Cunnilingus.