h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right. This continues the forum "Super Villains wanted."

And I claim it as a victory for the Teflon Coated forces of Evil!

Why, in the name of everything that is sacred?! You have done nothing to justify such a claim!

Sure I have! (Puts a flag marked "Evil" into the ground) See there? Evil! Right on the flag! Evil!

Oh. Right. But I got here first, didn't I? So bugger off, or I shall have to make use of my facial hair. You won't like it.

But Discordia means Chaos and Nonsense, so I very well may like it.

Discordia man - sorry to interrupt but I have had a look at that flag and you've been reading it from the wrong side. It says LIVE.

My Evil Cohorts, I have cogitated, and I have come up with an evil plan. Details can be found at http\www\h2g2\Idon'tknow! Evil does not understand technology ... Evil has minions for that! Look at the new conversation on this forum entitled "An Evil Plot is Hatched..."

Bwaaaa-haaaa-haaaa!

Hmmm.... (Takes out a felt tip marker and writes "Evil" on the wall.) That'll do it!

Suitably wicked I must say. Greetings Fellow Worshippers of Evil! I am Wowbagger, Insulter of the Universe! I.... ummm.... ahhh.... can I hang out with you guys for a while?

Why not? You're all going to die horribly anyway, when Evil Giraffe's plan blows up in his evil face, so welcome...the more the merrier!

Yeah! Evil's best friend is a poorly conceived massive, easily foilable paln! So you can join, but I get first insult. Loser...

Wowbagger. There is an unfortunate rhyme relating to your name which would have "sheep" as its first part. Hurling insults may prove more costly than you anticipate. I plead with you to hold back. We won't throw the first stone but you know how nasty things can get when tempers are lost!

I only insult those who deserve it (and for my own evil schemes of course). Such paultry taunts as "Loser" and bizzare rituals involving sheep are beneath me. I have bigger fish to fry.

I insult..... Majority Groups!

BWAH! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! *cough* *cough* *hack* *wheeze*

Well could I have some of your fish with a little piece of lemon and tartare sauce, perhaps on a bed of rice with a little side salad?

Darn, I have to agree with the abuse of majority groups. Hmmmm. Maybe you're lining yourself up for an award - see my page for more details.

A) Wowbagger, you are most welcome into the ranks of Evil.

B) Get your own evil laugh.

C) Discordia Man (can I call you Disco?) There is to be no hurling of insults within Evil Inc. And there is no point trying to insult the "heroes" as no matter what you say, the truth is far worse!

Bwaaaaaaaa-haaaaaa-haaaaaaaa! (c) tm

Wowbagger - if you are looking for a good lawyer to defend you against EG's lawsuit for palgiarising his laugh we can help you out.
We have a special all inclusive insurance policy which covers you for laugh plagiarisation, injury to pride and third party claims on your virtual vehicle.

Interested?

Yeah, Disco's cool. I mean the name, not the 70's stuff. But German techno-discos rock.

Disco, do you think that your Lemon Discordial can nullify Vesty's Scratch-&-sniffology (or whatever)? =B>

Bwaaaaaa-haaaa-haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (no infringements please)

Hmm... I have no idea. I'll send that one down to Evil R&D.