h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

NO!!! I demand you leave the spiders alone!

Very well......if you insist. But it would have been SO much FUN!

NM

Glad you decided to leave them alone NM...after all,I think that you have probably been a true NM in the garden tonight LOL...and I am very impressed by the size of your telescope hehe!
shazzPR(Picture Reporter!)

Yes...it was hard, but I think I covered the most important points!

NM

You people are crayzee!

This is cannot deny.

Well! I helps ...pass a basket over Monsy?!
shazzPR

This may be out of the norm for me, but pitch me a couple while you're at it, please!

NM

There's never a bad time for a basket. I'll have one too...

Great Just like old times
shazzPR

ALL RIGHT!!!! I'm feelin' better already!...(now if it just made me look better!)

NM

ooh now I feel home again.
Tho I'm not.
yet

Yo Swiv Nice to see you !!
shazzPR

compliment swiftly returned Shazz,
nice to see you too - and the new collection of letters after your name

Yes I am a reporter....well Lead Editor for the POST now Swiv!
First edition out TOMORROW! You will love it...oh,Peta sent me all your letters,so I have to do an article (or 2 or 3or....!) on YOU!!
shazzPR

Oooooooh wow.
Well I will send you some photos when I get them back.
I'm gonna do a report thingy myself too - to update my Swiv's Odyssey page with.

V. impressed with 1st edition of the POST btw.
would volunteer for it - but i would have to have a clone while I'm in absentia

Oh dear,oh dear I HAVE neglected this place! I asked Garibaldi to come and shore up the left side, which seems to be seriously thinking about exploring the downward slope of the mountain, but he has been too busy just recently.I think that I had better call the insurance company *Garibaldi's Premium Line...You pay us the money and we'll get funny*.
In the meantime, let me just check the *flame* Ahhhh...good
At least that is still burning
And now...what I really came for...ahah! Still a few baskets left...and some Vodka
shazzPRME

Hmm, at a quick guess, this is going to take some time. You see you will need to go to head office, get the Temple Claim Form 1, fill it out in triplicate. Send a copy off back to the office, where they will take about 6 months to get the form to me (after losing it). After that I will brink out the Temple Claim Form 2 where you will need to get a lawyer to read over it (may I suggest Garibaldi's Law Office "Where we know what laws are really being broken"), hand the signed copy to me, where I will lose it, pass it on to Head Office, and they will send out an inspector (that's me) to do the quote for you. All in all about 12 months of work, this could be sped up if you pay $100000 service fee, where it will only take 9 months.

I hope that has sorted things out

Well, Shazz......shall we drink down a few before the wall crumbles?
At least, maybe that way we can protect the flame, at least!

Hand me one of those fishies, if you don't mind!

NM

It's even worse then that NM! When I went to the Office...it was closed for repair! I love Mr. Garibaldi dearly, but am just getting a little worried that I may have chosen the wrong company to do Temple business with! Pass me another drink NM...and some fishies...I am feeling quite depressed now
shazzPRME