h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, here's one you can reply to:

"Shaz, how's your sex life? Gettin' any? Shagging much? They hangin' allright?" (something about that last question tells me that it may spark another sexual identity crisis here...

LOL!! I might be,I might be,They might be

"How's your sex life?" leads to "I might be?"... Are you sure this crisis isn't more than just a flash in the pan, Shazz?

LOL!! You might well be correct..I have sorted out which way I'm going to use the pan now...thanx to some timely help from Mr Garibaldi.....*We plumb it....you use it*
shazz

Well if you know how to use the pan, you're halfway there, whichever way you decide to swing- because people won't be afraid to invite you over for fun and games if they know you'll be nice to their carpets and such.

People who abuse carpets are lonely souls!

What is this about carperts? I do not understand

LOL.....It's ok guys.....I'm fully house trained and rearing to go
shazz

*I think I'm falling in love...* *sigh*

Thats nice to hear I missed you tonight ;-(
shazz

I'm so incredibly upset at coming into this conversation late. But it's okay everyone, I brought a letter from my mum.

Shazz, it's nice to know you're house trained (as in the non carpet staining variety) but as a newcomer I'm confused. When did your conflicting gender identity begin?

Right-o! If you're house-trained, you're more than welcome to pop in for some red beans and rice! I've got a pot on now!



Nothing as kinky as red beans and rice! Just do be a dear and bring tea with you! I'm out! *banging head*

ok....I have some Earl Grey and some English Breakfast Tea ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.....I'll be over real soon Ummmmmm with regards to the earlie query......why not read the top of this forum and you will know why LOL
shazz

Oh NoooooooOoOooooOooOooOoOoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, do hurry with that tea! I want to do STRANGE and MAGICAL things with it! And the bread's almost done!

ok.....i'm here now ...tea coming over whats up TM!!!...I'm here now
shazz

Now, to do things you never DREMT possible with your tea! *evil grin*

da Baron takes 16 of Shazz's tea-bags out, and places them in an automated tea-pot. When it's full, and the hot water has drained completely through the bags, he takes the dark liquid and POURS IT INTO A PITCHER, with a CUP OF SUGAR!

He stirs it about, muttering strange incantations, adding just a bit more water, then serves it up in tall glasses full of ICE!

Here ya go, mam! Now just you dig into those red-beans and rice! I've got some corn-bread and some collard greens (with hot chow-chow) to tickle your fancy!

Argghhhh!! Thats sounds like a revolting mixture..I think that I drank something like that at a Hindi wedding~~~~~~~ and I didn't like it then either......I thought that you were going to do something realyl good with the teabags.....or at least lend them to L&PP for some fortune telling !
shazz

Well that sounds like supper to me

Sounds like a southerner to me~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~yehaaaa

nope....I'm not a southerner Kinda in the middle LOL
shazz