h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am a pro too!!*there goes the foot*and I'm on £18 p/h....when it's not the summer hols I guess we're just a couple of old pro's together

LOL

Well,this old pro better get some shut-eye..though how I'll manage that at 6am I don't know Did you see the grovelling by Yoz BTW!!
I'm impressed

wait a sec, yoz IS a girl. isn't she?

Yeah I saw the grovelling, I think it was a shameful act. Well I hope he learnt his lesson.

Sleep sweet, though I think you would already be up by now.

Well most sane people are!! But then,that could be another of my problems LOL

And that was this mornings posting BTW!! It's only 01.30am now LOL

Well, if the pictures which s/he claims to be hers is/are anything to go by, Kat, she's a girl with distinct personal problems... Ugly? I think we should think of her as distinctly "beauty-challenged" to the point where a sex change may actually be a good idea. Sorry: harping on a bit there...

oh i see, i made a booboo. sorry Yoz, but at least i didn't post something on the front page. (not that i could)

Ummm....are you people in here having a go at Yoz or Me??.just curious

Which should we have a go at, Shazz? I'm always amenable to insulting somebody, although on this occasion I was only trying to be surreptitiously [I think that's how you spell that], cheekily and entertainingly rude about them. I don't think Kat was having a go at anyone at all. We'll try to stick to the subject in future - now, what was that again?

hehe...no problem Feel free to discuss anything you want to

kat is just very confused, as always.

*sniff*

You're ALL so BEASTLY TO ME!

Why must society be so cruel to those women who feel like growing a beard occasionally?

*sob*

*sulk*

*SLAM*

-- Mr./Mrs./Ms./Dr./Rev. Yoz

you and fenchurch should start a support group.

It sounds like all of us in this forum could use some help

I hear they make attachements to let women pee standing. I had a URL for one. Ad showed a loverly babe standing up and proudly peeing through the device...

FENCHURCH FOR MS. BEARDED H2G2 2000! There is no other bearded woman who can compare with our dapper and debonare Ms. Fenchurch! VOTE FENCHURCH!

Don't you think that you should ask her if she is willing to stand first....Fenchurch may have a different title in mind

Nah I read in another thread that she wanted to be Ms. Bearded H2G2 2000, so I don't think we have to ask. I have an application form that we can fill out for her.