h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiya Rojo, Let me introduce myself as Vestboy. Sort of leader of the super heroe's and inventor of Supper Battle - but don't let that influence you.

How to play:
1 Pick a side Choppers (hurrah!) or Stumped (boo!)
2 Set up a Super Battle Forum (Blimey, this is it, already done for you!)
3 Place a fish in an opponents Superbattle Forum.

When your target has 3 fish in a row placed by different people they are frozen and cannot continue in the game until an ally unfreezes them.

You can unfreeze an ally with a winky smiley and you can block an attack on yourself with one so long as it is after the first or second fish - once the third fish is placed you are frozen and have to go to others and ask for help.

Simple!
by the way a fish is made by > < > but without the spaces
Winky Smiley is made with ; - )

Well hello there Rojo Habe! Just in case you were planning to join the "heros" - don't. STUMPED is a much better organisation to be in & no one has been able to stop us in our evil plans so far. All of us truly hope you'll turn to the dark side!

yes, we at STUMPED look forward to having you on our team. it's much more fun to be a villain, we get to think up all the devious schemes and all the heroes do is come around when we're done and clean up... sort of like janitors... lol.

[Y2K, Vader mask down] Come with us to the Dark Side, where we can rule the H2G2 as soon as we succeed! Remember, evil will always triumph, because good is dumb! [extends hand] Join with us and you can learn powers which you could never counter as a Good Guy! Go to our side, and be all that you can be! Go to the Good Side and be all that you are told to be! I want YOU!

[Cut to an "I want YOU!" poster but with Darth Vader instead of Uncle Sam. The four clones (Y2K without his Vader getup) are standing in front of it]

[Y3K] Looks good, eh, Y2K?

[Y2K, proud] Yes, I made it myself!

[YC] You should use it again.

[Y4K, snidely] Oh, don't worry, I don't doubt we'll be making this exact same post whenever he wants someone to join the Dark Side.

Is that a fish already, before I've picked a side? Do I need a here to stop two more? (well, there's one anyway)

Well, if that was a sneak attack it looks like the Dark Side have chosen for me. I'll have to be a (not so) super hero.

They say the meek shall inherit dirt (or something like that). So be it. May I meekly ask how I seek out these evil strongholds to place my piscine parcels of death?

What!?! Y2K most certainly didn't mean to fish you before you pick a side - it must've been a welcoming gift!!
But if you really are planning to join this - this - scum that call themselves heros - be my guest. Remember that having STUMPED as an enemy isn't going to be easy for you!!
Have this:

[Y4K] No! I didn't mean it as an attack!

[Y2K] Have you made your descision?

[Y3K] Has Rojo Habe?

[YC] I sure hope so.

[The other three clones] WHAT!

[YC] Otherwise, we may have an extra enemy instead of friend.

[The other three clones] Ohhhhhhhh.

just make the choice already. (i've never been one to dance around the subject...) then i'll know whether i need to freeze you or free you... it really is a very simple choice, but if you can't make the right one, those fools at CHOPPERS will... benefit... from your membership.

[YC] That could have a double meaning.

[Y4K] Yeah ... do you mean she will be bad for us, or good for CHOPPERS?

[Y3K] What's the difference?

[Y4K] I mean, will she be good for CHOPPERS if she joins us, or if she joins CHOPPERS?

[Y2K] That's a bit of a fix...

*Afgncaap5 strides into the room. For the first time, his physical appearance perfectly resembles his mental state: half of his face is the Krylma Leader, and the other half is that of Afgncaap5*

Rojo Habe, I've come to offer the only feasible solution. Consider these options: villains almost always have more fun, but the heroes will always win in the end. You have fewer rules to follow as a villain, but greater fame as a hero. In both groups, all other members will stick up for you (yes, STUMPED does promote honor among theives, and CHOPPERS definitely has a kind of "work it out instead of fighting" attitude towards members). Both groups have excellent web pages. So, I present you with the only logical way to decide which path you should use to display your super powers-flip a coin.

Flip a coin IRL, and tell us whether you will join STUMPED or CHOPPERS.

*waits anxiously for the decision, although it sure looked like he decided for the heros back there.*

i meant that if roho habe couldn't make the right choice (and a very simple one at that) it would probably be better for us if (s)he joined CHOPPERS... but time will tell, right?

*Silent*

[Y2K] I speck.

[Y3K] The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

[Y4K] Come to think of it, the ability to speak doesn't make you intelligible.

[YC] Neither does it make us unintelligible.

[Y2K] Or unintelligent.

Oh my, the battle between good an evil is raging strong already. As it ever were, Satan seeks to persuade with words of... erm... whatever, you know what I mean.

Oh, before I forget:

I con't need to flip a coin. For better or worse, I choose good.

Now some of you guys on my side better start telling me where and how a rookie superhero can be of assistance, pretty darn sharpish. The evil ones have a silver tongue.

btw, I'm a he, for those that asked.

[Y2K] In that case, here's a 21-fish salute.

As I understand the rules, four clones count as only one person, and I can canel that littl barage with a quick .

Please inform me if I'm mistaken.

You're absolutely correct! is all you need.

Every post has a name above it. If the post is attacking you then click on the name and fish them - so long as you aren't frozen by 3 fishes from 3 different evil folks.

If you find yourself frozen find the battle forum of a goodie (using the same method as given above) and tell them of your predicament. You can also scout the goodie battle forums and where necessary to foil attacks.

Welcome to CHOPPERS we're really pleased you decided to join. Uncle Heavy has the membership list on his site and they appear on others too. We're all friendly and sometimes even the baddies can melt a bit...

The strict rule is we don't fish or fight in any forum other than the Super Battle forums so we don't ruin the site for other users.

like i said, if you cannot make the right choice, which you didn't, you won't really be of much help to them anyways.

and remember kiddies, evil will always triumph, because good... is dumb.
was it corrigible who said that? i cannot remember.