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No, it wasn't.

Really? Wow!! I wish I was in your position!! *imagines never having to do any German again*
*goes really hyper due to above thought*

*leaps out of corner happily, if carelessly*

Are you sure you don't want mine?? I won't go swinging on a chandelier again...

Mmmm... Thing is, there aren't any places left to fill in the Dark family... There's a princess and a prince and to be queen would involve being older than you two, and being king would involve being male and older than you two. Which I'm not. And that's about all, really...

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You weren't? oh, ok.

*smiles and is happy*

Well, me and Stephen (friend who also does German) both speak it to each other anyway.

Hmm... *thinks*... aah well. There are other titles apart from Prince and Princess, I'm sure you could be imaginative.

When were you born? (I'm assuming 1984...)

Indeed.

LOL

Oh. But at least you don't have to do it forcibly any more and all exams are over and everything...
I have a friend called Stephen who also does German. However, I have other, better friends who also do German... and if I started talking to Stephen in German he'd start calling me things like 'freak' and such...

Weellll..... *thinks* I could be 'Ming of Darkness', I suppose... Or the 'Non-existent of Darkness'... Or I could just stick to being non-existent Ming...

Well, you assume correctly. 1984 indeed was my birthyear. If you're nice, I might even let you know my birthday.
So. When were you born?
(you know, this is beginning to sound like one of those dreaded chat rooms...)

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*smiles*... me and stephen do that to each other in German... we think of all sorts of wierd insults.

Hmm. I don't know. Up to you.

no, I meant day. I was asking what day you were born on.

it is./

- Njan.

'Wierd' only usually comes into Stephen's vocabulary when he's talking either about me or to me. He doesn't bother with wierd insults, just sticks to the normal ones... so I agree with him...

Mmmmm. I think I'll just stick to boring old non-existent Ming...

Oh right (well why didn't you say?), Thursday, I think. Same as my Mum... Might have been Saturday, though...

Yeah, when people try to find out all about you and you seem to be playing 20 Questions or similar... I've given up...

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Oh, my sister's like that.

Sure? okies.

I meant date. :-p

It appears we're online at the same time...

Out of interest, do you have AIM, ICQ, or some such other program?

Yeah, so're mine... and they keep changing their minds about what they are... For example, I got the youngest on tape admitting that she was mad, and then she desparately tried to wipe it. Only she can't work my dictaphone... hee hee hee!

Oh, date. Well why didn't you say?? :-p
Yours?

It does indeed...

No. My dad says 'No' for some strange reason which he refuses to share with me...
I thought that maybe I'd download one anyway, but he'd only spot it and go mad... and then I wouldn't be allowed on at all...
Huh.

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Oh, I did that to my sister.. .. she did get the tape, but by that time, I'd copied it.

:-p
July 8th. . You?

Hmm.. I see. My parents are like that, but they wouldn't know how to spot a program if they wanted to... so...

LOL!
Great minds think alike...!

:-p
October 25th. 2pm. Emergency Caesarian... (took them all day to get ready...)

My Dad works in computers (and with them), so he knows more than me, so it's useless trying to fool him...
Although maybe if I put it in my folder... ??
But he'd notice the difference in memory.

Oh well...


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Indeed they do.

Funky. :-p

Hmm. Aah well. So there's no way that I can message you and be annoying. *smiles*... ...

Hmm... Well, I run a computerbusiness, and I doubt if I'd notice. But I don't usually watch these things intently.

:-p I know!

Yeah... sorry... don't even have Yahoo! messenger... needs a pentium; got a 486... dad sayeth no...

Really? Really? Maybe one day, when I'm feeling brave and I'm annoyed with Dad I'll download one...

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You don't?

You haver a 486??? Sweet... mouse...! ...I use 486s that I use to hold back doors... What sort of 486 is it? I have a 496 DX-4 chip that would probably run Yahoo Messenger that I don't need... I also have some video cards that are P 200 spec, if you need another one of those, and some other spare bits. Fancy a free upgrade?

Huh?? Holding doors open?? Why don't you sell them? You can buy doorstops for a lot less than a 486 is worth!

We have a DX-4 chip with 2MB on it... and Dad says he doesn't really know much about video cards... so, no thanks. But thanks for the offer!
(I don't think Dad trusts you. He was very suspicious and started going on about how the Internet was ruling my life... of course it's not ruling my life! I can only go on after 6!! )


I hate my dad sometimes...

But Hey! another *counts on fingers rapidly* 4 years and I'll leave home for Uni!! Hopefully...


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Errrr... Hello??

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Hi!

Ah, you're back.
Hello.

You should see what I've been doing while you've been away!

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Such as?

*grins*
Wouldn't you like to know!!


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Ohh... tell me? *puppy-dog eyes*














*evil grin*... as if I can do those eyes... hehe...

*evil grin*
Why should I tell you??


Oh, I noticed the new table on your page... Cool! (Hey, you wouldn't mind linking to my Bubblewrap Campaign, would you?? Please? *puppy-dog eyes back - not that she can do that either...* Please??)



Please?

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