h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*grins*... okay, I'll stop it. I just like confusing people.

Yes, you're right, that's what it means.

Umm... Technically, yes...although she doesn't use her account, and she's only written one entry. I would send on over a link, but it's (the address) on the old computer (broken, in bits, upstairs). As things stand, I went out to PC World *shudders*.. this afternoon and bought a Compaq laptop. I wouldn't have got it from there, but I need it (or dad needs it) in 2 days, and I can't order online, and no company ships decent laptops (dell, etc) any quicker than 6 days.

apologies? for what? *confused*

Aah yes. That sort of thing happens to me to. I'm sure there are lotws of lost links that I've lost over the past few days of chaos. Aah well.

*relieved* Thank you. *looks wary*

Yay *s* I got something right!

Oh. Oh well.
How annoying.

I confused you for once! Even more apologies for above reason and excuse same as above reason. *looks to see if Njan is confused again*

*grins for no apparent reason*

¦M¦

*smiles*

No, you get lots of things right.

lol. It's not hard, but congratulations all the same. You've won the "I confused Njan" prize. Please feel free to dance, gloat, and display it in prominant places. (Car dashboards, trophy cabinets, h2g2 pages, etc.)

no, I'm unconfused now. Although I will be confused later.

*grins back*

*smiles too*

I do? I never even noticed...

*dances, gloats and fails to display it anywhere (except here)*
I confused Njan! I confused Njan! La-lala-la-la!

Oh. *looks mildly disappointed*
*remembers she confused Njan before*
*grins*
**

*keeps grinning back and attempts to outgrin Njan*

¦M¦

*still grinning*

*grins back, and subtly paints your teeth black*

*keeps grinning and subtly removes all of your teeth*

*growls and doodles on you in permanent marker*

*grabs the permanent marker and runs off making strange noises*

Hey! I'll have to steal another one from the Biology Department now.

I just had my German Listening Exams! Help!

Oh, alright, have it back then.
*gives stolen permanent marker back to Njan and eyes him cautiously in case he tries anything else like that*

Why not try another department's pens?

¦M¦

Thankyou... *doodles on youn again*


Because the Biology Department are the only ones who have nice ones.

Ah, I see.

*sprays you with stage-smoke from the smoke-machine we've hired for our play in Drama*
*runs off with your permanent marker while you can't see me*

*ambushes you with permanent marker, uses all the ink up drawing on you and somehow manages to get you another from the Biology department at your Uni... and runs off into smoke again*

Uni? Whoever says I'm at Uni? *steals the large 6-foot long water gun that someone had taken off htem by the maths dept today after they brought it in for their last day and squirts you with it*

~I~ say you are!!!

*desperately tries to dodge the water-gun, grabs hose and squirts you with it, swings off chandelier and DOESN'T BREAK it*

¦M¦

*floor breaks chandelier*

oww! That was expensive!...

*clicks fingers and appears in front of you*

It wasn't me!!!
(Honest guv!)

*stares in shock as Njan appears in front of her*
*runs and hides in small convenient corner*
*jibbers in fear*
*wonders what 'jibbering' is*
*makes forceful mental notes to stop wondering things like that*

*suggests that Njan goes and fetches her chandelier and uses that instead of his*

*wonders if she can get hold of Dark powers like that*
*hits self hard on head 'cos she started wondering again*

oh, I'm sure it wasn't.

I NEVER have any German speaking / writing / reading / listening to do again! Ever! *happy*

hmm...

oh... I would, but I object to the senseless destruction of chandeliers.

Umm... I don't know... join the dark family. ... go and pester Joanna.