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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 1, 1999
You truly are a comic genius, Ms L! *consults Eric Morecambe "Bumper Book Of Des O'Connor Jokes"* Err.... how about this: "Des - short for desperate"? 
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Lochangel Posted Oct 1, 1999
do you remember that one where they were fishing and put the record player under the water?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 1, 1999
Hee hee! Actually, my mum has an album by Des... so if you ever want to go fishing, let me know!
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Lochangel Posted Oct 2, 1999
I would never afflict that sort of thing on my gilled friends!
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Menza Posted Oct 2, 1999
I think I must live a charmed life, I've never heard one Des's songs.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 3, 1999
*arrives clutching Des O'Connor LP* Okay Menzarse, settle down and listen!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Come back here! I'm not carrying this Des O'Connor album for the good of my health, you know!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Right then. You remember records, don't you? Big black round things we had before CDs. *Sets up record player, removes record from sleeve, puts it on, starts record player, runs away very quickly*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
*returns wearing very discreet and unnoticeable earplugs* Okay.
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Ginger The Feisty Posted Oct 5, 1999
If any of you fancy escaping the stress of listening to dessie records then perhaps you would like to try the armchair tour of Florence at http:\\www.h2g2.com\A183070 !
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Vestboy Posted Oct 5, 1999
No wonder h2g2's slowed down.
It took ages to download all those pictures of naked people.
Which were you and DD by the way? You can't show us holiday snaps and pretend you weren't in them. And why did "David" have a hat and no drawers? Is he a prop short of a rugby team or something?
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Menza Posted Oct 7, 1999
You can't go anywhere without witnessing gratuition nudity these days.
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Lochangel Posted Oct 7, 1999
I know - it is getting a bit much when it is the District line at 7.30pm - I had to shield the nameless mouse's eyes!
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Ginger The Feisty Posted Oct 7, 1999
Sorry but if you think it takes too long to download them now then it ould have taken a hundred times longer if DD and I were in them! Funny it doesn't take long on my new pC with it's very fast modem!!! :-p
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