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Post 81

Lochangel

oh god IRL I feel so ruff!


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Post 82

Menza

*quietly* Evening all

Fancy a fry up.

*turns to run*


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Post 83

Lochangel

oh highly amusing young man! smiley - winkeye


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Post 84

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*clasps hands over mouth and runs away*


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Post 85

Lochangel

HOnestly! Come back if you think you are hard enough and I will drink you under the table!


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Post 86

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*returns, clears throat* I was just, er.... I just went for another drink. Can whoever's spinning the room like that please stop?


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Post 87

Vestboy

*In the distance Vestboy can be seen turning a crank which in turn makes room rotate*
OK, I'll stop if you buy me a new sledgehammer.


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Post 88

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*woozily but still feigning innocence* What happened to your old one?


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Post 89

Menza

Don't look at me, I havn't got a clue whats going on. smiley - smiley


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Post 90

Vestboy

*speeding up the crank, just slightly*
I didn't say remember what happened to my sledge hammer - I just want you to buy me (or steal) a new one. Simple!


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Post 91

Menza

Would a club hammer do as a tempery replacement?


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Post 92

Vestboy

*noise of crank slowing down*
Have you got one?


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Post 93

Menza

It's at my place, won't be a moment.

*jogs out of door, bouncing off the frame*


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Post 94

Mr Carnitine

Hi all, anyone know where put my plates * lifts up folders and papers*, I can't find them anywhere??


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Post 95

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*innocently* Plates? No, I haven't seen any plates... all I've seen is this pint pot.


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Post 96

Vestboy

*crank almost stops*
If any pint pot held a story that one does. Do you know any stories about pint pots, Wellies?


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Post 97

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I hope it's not the same story Marc Almond knows.


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Post 98

Vestboy

*crank stops*
I didn't know he was a researcher on h2g2!
*crank starts again slowly*


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Post 99

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I expect he's using an assumed name, in case anyone asks him about that story.


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Post 100

Vestboy

Oh yeah!
*merrily brings crank back up to full speed*


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