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Where's the party?
Mr Sapsea Posted Sep 24, 1999
I think I'm in danger of having a real/virtual alcohol discontinuity
meltdown....I think I'll doze for a while...zzzz..zzzz...zz.z.
Where's the party?
Ginger The Feisty Posted Sep 24, 1999
*steps over sleeping person on the floor* Amazing how quickly these parties become untidy, isn't it? Any buttons on that thing to make SPB cocktails? I fancy something with a brolly and a parrot on a stick!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
Hmmm.... *snatches back instruction manual* Let me see.... *fiddles with switches* *presses big purple button*
There we go.... *hands Ginger large plastic tumbler full of clear liquid with a brolly and a parrot on a stick in it* I'm not exactly sure what it is though. Good luck.
Where's the party?
Mr Sapsea Posted Sep 24, 1999
hmmmm
first virtual kip I've had..very nice..honestly.
Has Ms Angel turned up yet?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
Oops. *takes Ginger's glass and sniffs its contents* Smells like.... *cautiously tastes it* Water! *consults instructions* Water... water... water. Oh. Interesting. Vestie, you wouldn't still have that sledgehammer handy would you?
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Lochangel Posted Sep 24, 1999
I am back from the Pub to find my line manager has decided she wants to each letter in the mail merge to be different - and so I have to do all 23 to every medical school in the flipping country again. I am calm... I reject aggression. I don't give a toss...... this isn't working I am furious!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
Tell her where she can stick her mail merge!
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Ginger The Feisty Posted Sep 24, 1999
*comes round from dead faint* Oooh! My head hurts. What was in that? The only other time I have fainted like that was when some idiot gave me water and my alcohol level dropped in my blood stream! Better stick to plain SPB from now on!
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Vestboy Posted Sep 24, 1999
*Like Thor (in his y-fronts, and with a big belly and with ferrets running around in his underwear) with his hammer Vestboy bursts in*
Tell them you've got a virus and youy're having to contact someone on the internet who knows about these things.
Here's the sledgehammer EV but be careful it's the only one I've got.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
Thanks Vestie. *hits SPB-Matic 2000 with sledgehammer* *sledgehammer shatters into thousands of tiny fragments* Well f*** my hat! That's never happened before.
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Ginger The Feisty Posted Sep 24, 1999
*perks up* I'll be fine because I've just realised in 3.5 hours I will be lying in a jacuzzi with DD and a rather nice bottle of french wine! Ah weekends! I love 'em.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
*scribbles notes* Jacuzzi... French wine.... sorry, just making some notes for future reference.
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Vestboy Posted Sep 24, 1999
Omigod! That's us stuffed for some "almost tea" in the launderette then isn't it.
(too long to explain to new viewers)
Gosh Lochangel, that's a big intray you've got there. If you don't want all that pap-er I could put it through the shredder to provide some cosy nesting material for the ferrets!
Where's the party?
Ginger The Feisty Posted Sep 24, 1999
Any wine works so long as it is good quality but the jacuzzi has to be big and at just the right temp. DD is also cooking for me tonight - tagliatelle alla carbonara (the veggie version), garlic bread and chianti! Make a note of that too!
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Vestboy Posted Sep 24, 1999
*Taps Lochangel on both shoulders with one of the ferrets*
Arise Sir Lochangel.
*Stuffs intray into industrial strength shredder and presses SHRED.*
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- 47: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 24, 1999)
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