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Where's the party?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
They're hidden in my loft.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 29, 1999
Vestboy, I think you must be mistaken!!!!
The man you talk about can only be the master....."Hendrix"!!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 29, 1999
Oh Jimi! Who art in heaven! Hendrix be thy name!
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Vestboy Posted Sep 29, 1999
All Along the Watchchain! Hey Jude! Voodoo Chilli!
I know them all! She's great. Shame about the being dead thing though.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 29, 1999
Evening Ms L! Carrot? Handful of hay?
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Mr Carnitine Posted Sep 30, 1999
Although I can't spell you can't leave off the great Burt Bakarach (see 
)?
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Vestboy Posted Sep 30, 1999
Yes, the great Bert. Though his rendition of Voodoo Chilli wasn't as good as Hendrix's.
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Lochangel Posted Sep 30, 1999
not mentally, no - the story gets worse incidentally!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 30, 1999
*clasps hand to mouth and runs out again*
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Vestboy Posted Sep 30, 1999
Tell us the worst Lochangel. I've got the tissues ready.
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Lochangel Posted Sep 30, 1999
Tomorrow I promise - but at present it is touch and go whether I will make the last direct tube! byeeeee!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 1, 1999
Yes, go on - I've got my Eric Morecambe "Bumper Book Of Des O'Connor Jokes" at the ready!
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Lochangel Posted Oct 1, 1999
Well when I was 15, my Mum bought my grandmother tickets to see Des when he came to our town. My Grandmother had been widowed about six months before. I went with her hissing to my Mother that she owed me big time. Well I sat through the first ten minutes and then Des said "and now I would like to sing you a little song...." Before I realised what I was doing I opened my mouth and shouted out "Don't do it Des - don't put us all through the pain!" My grandmother sank into her seat with horror as for the rest of the show I proceeded to heckle him. But what started out as me being cheeky to him became a brilliant double act as we played off each other, and told jokes at each other's expense. We just worked so well - both playing to the audience in order to get the biggest laughs. He won incidentally - I think the audience got a bit fed up with me!
Anyway afterwards Nana dragged me back stage to apologise to him - which I did but he just laughed and asked if I fancied a job cos it was the best show he had ever done! And he kissed me. More embarrassingly it turned out my Dad, my then Stepmother, and tonnes of family friends were in the audience and they all recognised my voice.
Nana still works despite the fact she is in 70s - at the time she was working for Marley and when she got in the next morning all her colleagues were talking about this wonderful plant Des had in the audience and how well the show had gone and what a talented girl it was. Nana laughed at them and said it was me and I certainly hadn't been planted in the audience. 
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- 141: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 142: Menza (Sep 28, 1999)
- 143: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Sep 29, 1999)
- 144: Menza (Sep 29, 1999)
- 145: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 29, 1999)
- 146: Vestboy (Sep 29, 1999)
- 147: Lochangel (Sep 29, 1999)
- 148: Menza (Sep 29, 1999)
- 149: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 29, 1999)
- 150: Mr Carnitine (Sep 30, 1999)
- 151: Vestboy (Sep 30, 1999)
- 152: Lochangel (Sep 30, 1999)
- 153: Ginger The Feisty (Sep 30, 1999)
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- 155: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 30, 1999)
- 156: Vestboy (Sep 30, 1999)
- 157: Lochangel (Sep 30, 1999)
- 158: Menza (Oct 1, 1999)
- 159: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 1, 1999)
- 160: Lochangel (Oct 1, 1999)
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