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The Adventure of THE PEDANT'S PENDANT
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 23, 2001
[YQ] I suppose it makes a difference...
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MaW Posted Sep 24, 2001
[MaW] Just not much of one, that's all. So, Jade, which way next?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 24, 2001
Jade? JADE! Hey, where'd she go?
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Jedi Jade and her daemon Thras AKA Dr. Amelia T. "Bermuda" Rangel Posted Sep 24, 2001
You know, for vapidly claiming you dun't like me, YK, YC, YQ, whoever, you always notice fairly quick when I'm gone. Just a thought.
Jade: Yo. *consults her Blue Bauble* That way. *points left*
Thras: *follows, humming the battle music from Chrono cross*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 24, 2001
Nobody said they didn't like you. YC was just a bit startled when you kissed him. And YK is "taken". (YC isn't, by the way.) I just feel we're all essential to the plot.
[They go left. YC realizes what it just told them to do and falls over, Anime-style, with the silly THUD mentioned before.]
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MaW Posted Sep 24, 2001
* MaW doesn't understand, but goes left anyway, a fireball held in one hand ready to throw at anything that looks like it might be dangerous, smelly or ugly *
[MaW] One can't be too careful...
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 24, 2001
[They enter a large room occupied by Toad Man, a robot from a Mega Man game to whom all three ajectives MaW descriped apply to. YC starts holding his nose.]
[Toad Man] Aha! So YOU were the ones who beat up QuickMan and Cut Man!
[pause]
[YC] Well?
[Toad Man] Well, bye! [runs away down a passageway]
[YQ] Follow him!
[The background music becomes "Chasing the Axem Rangers" from Super Mario RPG.]
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MaW Posted Sep 25, 2001
* MaW changes the background music to something more relaxing from the works of Stravinsky *
* he throws the fireball at the fleeing Toad Man, and then chases after him, another fireball forming ready to throw *
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Jedi Jade and her daemon Thras AKA Dr. Amelia T. "Bermuda" Rangel Posted Sep 25, 2001
Jade: *Yawns and takes out her pinkusaber* Nice music, MaW. Thanks. *She runs with the biys after Toad Man*
Thtas: *Flies up to catch her and lands on her shoulder. His silvery death-claws are retracted.*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 25, 2001
[Various shots of them chasing Toad Man down several passageways. They get to a large chamber occupied by a large, strange-looking thing. It is composed of one large green bubble with green arms and legs of the same substance. In the center is what appears to be a large, steel walnut.]
[Toad Man] Haha! Face the Green Devil!
[YC] Oh come ON! The Green Devil from Rockman and Forté?
[Toad Man] Yes! It has NO weaknesses!
[YQ] [drawing his lightsaber] Oh, the Green Devil had plenty of weaknesses! Such as getting /attacked/, for instance!
[YC] [drawing his lightsaber] Yeah! Take THIS!
[He arms the lightsaber (which has a yellow blade) and points it at the "walnut" in the center. He twists the handle, and the blade turns dark blue and doubles in length. It pierces through the green stuff, leaving the "walnut" wide open to attack.]
[YC] Okay, somebody attack the metal thing!
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MaW Posted Sep 25, 2001
* MaW throws his fireball at Toad Man to keep him out of the way for a bit, and then thrusts his arms upwards, fingers spread. Light gathers around them even as the ceiling begins to ripple, little snakes of light twisting along and through its substance, getting larger as they merge into each other and moving gradually towards the centre of the room, right above the walnut. MaW casts his arms downwards towards the walnut, and the light gathered in the ceiling strikes downwards like a bolt of lightning (only more dangerous). The outrushing of air knocks him backwards a few paces, and the thunderclap is near-deafening in proportions *
* MaW is now fatigued *
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 25, 2001
[The walnut explodes, and the green stuff melts.]
[Toad Man] [who recovers enough to see this] Aheheh. That was dumb of me.
[Toad Man teleports away, and a door opens in the back wall, accompanied by that chime from the Zelda games that you hear under similar circumstances.]
[YC] Great. Let's go.
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Jedi Jade and her daemon Thras AKA Dr. Amelia T. "Bermuda" Rangel Posted Sep 26, 2001
Jade: Yay! *tosses MaW a hyper* That should un-fatigue you, MaW dear! I always take care of my boys!
Thras: *sigh*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 26, 2001
[They go through the door.]
[Cut to Bart Sefos. Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that he has purple hair. He is in another part of the temple. He pushes a button on a wall, and a door opens up. There is a room that looks like it was taken right out of Dr. Wily's fortress. In it is a vertical tube with a set of black robot armor. Bart Sefos huhs, and enters, closing the door behind him.]
[Closeup of the left leg of the armor being put on. (The feet are white.) Then a closeup of the left arm, which has a large buster cannon on it. Then Bart Sefos puts on the helmet, which appears to have aerodynamic "wings". Yes, YC guessed it right when he said what "Bart Sefos" is an anagram of. Bass Forté.]
[Bass] Now I'll be ready.
[Cut to the party entering a large room.]
[YQ] Huh. What's here, I wonder?
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MaW Posted Sep 26, 2001
* MaW consumes the hyper *
[MaW] Thanks Jade! Much appreciated.
* he looks around *
[MaW] I think perhaps something bad will happen to us here. Excuse me while I prepare.
* he sits down on the floor, assumes the lotus position and begins to chant quietly *
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 27, 2001
[A large block with spikes on the bottom plummets from the ceiling, straight towards MaW.]
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Jedi Jade and her daemon Thras AKA Dr. Amelia T. "Bermuda" Rangel Posted Sep 27, 2001
Jade: MaW! Oh dear... *she jumps out and knocks MaW out of the way of the block... with the spikes* *they hit a wall opposite just as the block comes crashing down* Sorry about that, MaW, but I'm sure you didn't want to be julianne-d. *mutters to no one in particular* Wasn't that in some way a sick breech of continuity...?
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MaW Posted Sep 27, 2001
* MaW continues to chant, lying on the floor totally oblivious to what just happened despite now not being in anything like the lotus position *
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 27, 2001
[YC] I think when he guessed something bad was going to happen, he was right.
[YC goes over to the large block and kicks it. His foot goes right through it, he loses balance, and he stumbles.]
[YC] BWARG! A hologram!
[YQ] Wait, what's that?
[YQ points to a small, black box. He goes over to it, but jumps aside to avoid being shot at by Bass.]
[YQ] What the --?
[YC gets out of the hologram and dodges a blast from another Bass.]
[YC] Uh, I second that!
[Several more duplicates of Bass come out and shoot at them.]
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MaW Posted Sep 28, 2001
* MaW stops chanting, opens his eyes and flips a hand negligently. An inpenetrable barrier forms around each of the heroes, complete with audio transfer spells so they can still talk to each other without shouting *
[MaW] Well, any ideas now? This will only last for fifteen posts at most, starting from now.
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