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The Adventure of THE PEDANT'S PENDANT

Post 201

Dizzy H. Muffin

[YQ] I suppose it makes a difference...


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Post 202

MaW

[MaW] Just not much of one, that's all. So, Jade, which way next?


The Adventure of THE PEDANT'S PENDANT

Post 203

Dizzy H. Muffin


Jade? JADE! Hey, where'd she go?


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Post 204

Jedi Jade and her daemon Thras AKA Dr. Amelia T. "Bermuda" Rangel

You know, for vapidly claiming you dun't like me, YK, YC, YQ, whoever, you always notice fairly quick when I'm gone. Just a thought. smiley - winkeye

Jade: Yo. *consults her Blue Bauble* That way. *points left*

Thras: *follows, humming the battle music from Chrono cross*


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Post 205

Dizzy H. Muffin


Nobody said they didn't like you. YC was just a bit startled when you kissed him. And YK is "taken". (YC isn't, by the way.) I just feel we're all essential to the plot.


[They go left. YC realizes what it just told them to do and falls over, Anime-style, with the silly THUD mentioned before.]


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Post 206

MaW

* MaW doesn't understand, but goes left anyway, a fireball held in one hand ready to throw at anything that looks like it might be dangerous, smelly or ugly *

[MaW] One can't be too careful...


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Post 207

Dizzy H. Muffin

[They enter a large room occupied by Toad Man, a robot from a Mega Man game to whom all three ajectives MaW descriped apply to. YC starts holding his nose.]

[Toad Man] Aha! So YOU were the ones who beat up QuickMan and Cut Man!

[pause]

[YC] Well?

[Toad Man] Well, bye! [runs away down a passageway]

[YQ] Follow him!

[The background music becomes "Chasing the Axem Rangers" from Super Mario RPG.]


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Post 208

MaW

* MaW changes the background music to something more relaxing from the works of Stravinsky *

* he throws the fireball at the fleeing Toad Man, and then chases after him, another fireball forming ready to throw *


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Post 209

Jedi Jade and her daemon Thras AKA Dr. Amelia T. "Bermuda" Rangel

Jade: *Yawns and takes out her pinkusaber* Nice music, MaW. Thanks. *She runs with the biys after Toad Man*

Thtas: *Flies up to catch her and lands on her shoulder. His silvery death-claws are retracted.*


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Post 210

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Various shots of them chasing Toad Man down several passageways. They get to a large chamber occupied by a large, strange-looking thing. It is composed of one large green bubble with green arms and legs of the same substance. In the center is what appears to be a large, steel walnut.]

[Toad Man] Haha! Face the Green Devil!

[YC] Oh come ON! The Green Devil from Rockman and Forté?

[Toad Man] Yes! It has NO weaknesses!

[YQ] [drawing his lightsaber] Oh, the Green Devil had plenty of weaknesses! Such as getting /attacked/, for instance!

[YC] [drawing his lightsaber] Yeah! Take THIS!

[He arms the lightsaber (which has a yellow blade) and points it at the "walnut" in the center. He twists the handle, and the blade turns dark blue and doubles in length. It pierces through the green stuff, leaving the "walnut" wide open to attack.]

[YC] Okay, somebody attack the metal thing!


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Post 211

MaW

* MaW throws his fireball at Toad Man to keep him out of the way for a bit, and then thrusts his arms upwards, fingers spread. Light gathers around them even as the ceiling begins to ripple, little snakes of light twisting along and through its substance, getting larger as they merge into each other and moving gradually towards the centre of the room, right above the walnut. MaW casts his arms downwards towards the walnut, and the light gathered in the ceiling strikes downwards like a bolt of lightning (only more dangerous). The outrushing of air knocks him backwards a few paces, and the thunderclap is near-deafening in proportions *

* MaW is now fatigued *


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Post 212

Dizzy H. Muffin

[The walnut explodes, and the green stuff melts.]

[Toad Man] [who recovers enough to see this] Aheheh. That was dumb of me.

[Toad Man teleports away, and a door opens in the back wall, accompanied by that chime from the Zelda games that you hear under similar circumstances.]

[YC] Great. Let's go.


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Post 213

Jedi Jade and her daemon Thras AKA Dr. Amelia T. "Bermuda" Rangel

Jade: Yay! *tosses MaW a hyper* That should un-fatigue you, MaW dear! I always take care of my boys! smiley - biggrin

Thras: *sigh*


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Post 214

Dizzy H. Muffin

[They go through the door.]

[Cut to Bart Sefos. Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that he has purple hair. He is in another part of the temple. He pushes a button on a wall, and a door opens up. There is a room that looks like it was taken right out of Dr. Wily's fortress. In it is a vertical tube with a set of black robot armor. Bart Sefos huhs, and enters, closing the door behind him.]

[Closeup of the left leg of the armor being put on. (The feet are white.) Then a closeup of the left arm, which has a large buster cannon on it. Then Bart Sefos puts on the helmet, which appears to have aerodynamic "wings". Yes, YC guessed it right when he said what "Bart Sefos" is an anagram of. Bass Forté.]

[Bass] Now I'll be ready.

[Cut to the party entering a large room.]

[YQ] Huh. What's here, I wonder?


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Post 215

MaW

* MaW consumes the hyper *

[MaW] Thanks Jade! Much appreciated.

* he looks around *

[MaW] I think perhaps something bad will happen to us here. Excuse me while I prepare.

* he sits down on the floor, assumes the lotus position and begins to chant quietly *


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Post 216

Dizzy H. Muffin

[A large block with spikes on the bottom plummets from the ceiling, straight towards MaW.]


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Post 217

Jedi Jade and her daemon Thras AKA Dr. Amelia T. "Bermuda" Rangel

Jade: MaW! Oh dear... *she jumps out and knocks MaW out of the way of the block... with the spikes* *they hit a wall opposite just as the block comes crashing down* Sorry about that, MaW, but I'm sure you didn't want to be julianne-d. *mutters to no one in particular* Wasn't that in some way a sick breech of continuity...?


The Adventure of THE PEDANT'S PENDANT

Post 218

MaW

* MaW continues to chant, lying on the floor totally oblivious to what just happened despite now not being in anything like the lotus position *


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Post 219

Dizzy H. Muffin

[YC] I think when he guessed something bad was going to happen, he was right.

[YC goes over to the large block and kicks it. His foot goes right through it, he loses balance, and he stumbles.]

[YC] BWARG! A hologram!

[YQ] Wait, what's that?

[YQ points to a small, black box. He goes over to it, but jumps aside to avoid being shot at by Bass.]

[YQ] What the --?

[YC gets out of the hologram and dodges a blast from another Bass.]

[YC] Uh, I second that!

[Several more duplicates of Bass come out and shoot at them.]


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Post 220

MaW

* MaW stops chanting, opens his eyes and flips a hand negligently. An inpenetrable barrier forms around each of the heroes, complete with audio transfer spells so they can still talk to each other without shouting *

[MaW] Well, any ideas now? This will only last for fifteen posts at most, starting from now.


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