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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted May 29, 2000
i do that all the time at home, my dad isn't happy either
I don't understand you people, i love my sister dispite her tall stature
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Ming Mang Posted May 30, 2000
I don't. I do about an hour in an evening and then I get up early in the morning when he's not up and go online then...
You're strange... 
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njan (afh) Posted May 31, 2000
I just use the computer all day and no-one minds. 
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Ming Mang Posted May 31, 2000
Wow...
I wish it was like that here...
*dreams happily of living in a breadbin or some such place and being on the Internet all day every day...* 
I must lead such a sad life...
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njan (afh) Posted May 31, 2000
Aah well. I'm not exactly the least sad person in the world. *g*
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Ming Mang Posted May 31, 2000
No, you're not.
I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wahoo!
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njan (afh) Posted May 31, 2000
You're the least sad person in the world? Surely that would involve not going on the internet, and being a supermodel, or a sports person... or something...
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Ming Mang Posted May 31, 2000
No, hang on a sec. there's something not quite right here...
Yeah, I am the SADDEST person in the world.
I am ALSO the LEAST saddest person in the world.
Both of these facts can be explained by the fact that I am ME!
(laughs)
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 1, 2000
*looks surprised*
I confused you again??
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Jun 2, 2000
no what Emma is trying to say is that "cool" is not defined by specific parameters set by style and fashion but by your own opinion. Or she could just have been being mad. On reflection it's more likely the latter
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 3, 2000
Actually, I think it was probably both, but mostly the latter...
And my name is not Emma, it is Ming. *frowns at Jenny*
Blib.
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Jun 4, 2000
A can of beans
A tin of paint
I'm me
and you aint
XXX
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 5, 2000
Ah, but how do you know you're not me? This could all be my dream, hence you would be part of me, and I really would be you. (Or you would be me, but either way.... )
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