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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted May 1, 2000
very nice thankyou, and your welcome to the Ikea pencils, so many turn their noses up at them *sob*
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted May 2, 2000
Nothing wrong with Ikea pencils
Food!
*see Bonbon tray and demolished the lot....Burps loudly*
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Ming Mang Posted May 13, 2000
Nope. Absolutely nothing wrong with 'em. They work, they can be rubbed out, they can be sharpened. Average behavior of a pencil...
Oh dear, all the bonbons seem to have gone.
*brings in another bag of bonbons but stands in front of them so So Long and Thanks for all the Fish can't see them*
*eats one*
*eats some more just in case she doesn't get any more because SLaTfatF might spot them*
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted May 13, 2000
hey thats my name for him, hi Slatfatf *chuckles evily*
the thing is they used to have Ikea writen on them and now they're just pencils really *sigh*
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Ming Mang Posted May 14, 2000
Oh, I'm sorry. However, I'm just going to keep calling him SLaTfatF whether anyone likes it or not...
Really? What a blasphemy! I haven't been to Ikea for ages now, I feel so out of touch with the pencils now.
(that sounds kind of dodgy doesn't it?)
*slyly eats another bonbon*
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted May 14, 2000
Why SLaTfatF whats wrong with SLATFATF or slatfatf
*sees more bonbons and slowly sidles over to them triping over a cable and falling head first into the tray*
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Ming Mang Posted May 15, 2000
*eats as many bonbons as she can while there's still some left*
Why not SLaTfatF?? What's wrong with it?
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Ming Mang Posted May 18, 2000
Oh good. I shall call you SLaTfatF then.
*begins picking up and trying to dust down all bonbons which fell on the floor and rolled about in the dust*
Does anyone like dusty bonbons? They look a bit too brown for my liking...
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Ming Mang Posted May 27, 2000
They're getting a bit mouldy, now, though...
*regards dusty, mouldy bonbons with suspicion*
*brings new bag of bonbons in and eats a few in case something else like that happens...*
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted May 29, 2000
i'll eat thoe mouyldy dusty bonbons *tries to look noble*
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Ming Mang Posted May 30, 2000
Do you have to? It's just that I'm now conducting an experiment to see if new life develops that is specially adapted to living on bonbons...
Want a fresh one instead?
*offers Jenny (and Fred the cheese if he wants one too) the bag of new, fresh bonbons*
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted May 31, 2000
*sneeks round behind Ming to borrow some bonbons*
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Ming Mang Posted May 31, 2000
Hey! That wasn't fair! Creeping up on me like that!!
*stuffs loads of bonbons in mouth*
*leans over bonbons protectively*
~ASK~ me next time...
*eats more bonbons*
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jun 3, 2000
OKAY then, can I have a few bonbons PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 3, 2000
OK!
*hands SLaTfatF a bag of bonbons of ~his own~!* 
*eats own bonbons*
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jun 3, 2000
thank you*stares at the bonbons wiled eyed 
and prepares to scoff the lot but catching Mings eye decides not to*
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 4, 2000
Why not?
*eats own bonbon*
I'd have thought that that's what you'd do...
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jun 4, 2000
Did you here about the pan galactic gargle blaster flavour ones, they really blow your mind
*sits down and eats one*
wow are the walls really melting?
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- 21: Ming Mang (May 1, 2000)
- 22: Jenny and Fred the cheese (May 1, 2000)
- 23: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (May 2, 2000)
- 24: Ming Mang (May 13, 2000)
- 25: Jenny and Fred the cheese (May 13, 2000)
- 26: Ming Mang (May 14, 2000)
- 27: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (May 14, 2000)
- 28: Ming Mang (May 15, 2000)
- 29: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (May 18, 2000)
- 30: Ming Mang (May 18, 2000)
- 31: Ming Mang (May 27, 2000)
- 32: Jenny and Fred the cheese (May 29, 2000)
- 33: Ming Mang (May 30, 2000)
- 34: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (May 31, 2000)
- 35: Ming Mang (May 31, 2000)
- 36: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Jun 3, 2000)
- 37: Ming Mang (Jun 3, 2000)
- 38: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Jun 3, 2000)
- 39: Ming Mang (Jun 4, 2000)
- 40: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Jun 4, 2000)
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