h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, Saber was fed up of his 'Ginger' hair, and so, with a little persuasion, he bought some peroxide, and dyed his hair blonde. anyway, his father, not being the most liberated of people (Who may even be reading this....) was, well, went 'bright' red when he saw his son with, erm... blonde hair....

HEY SABER!!!!..........what do you get when you stand seven blondes up side by side in a row????????
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A WIND TUNNEL..........LOL!!!!!!!!1

a blonde and a brunette were strolling down the beach when suddenly the brunette said..."look, a dead bird", the blonde looked up and said..."where"

Oh yes, i do like that one!!!! keep it up monsy!!!

what do you call 7 blondes in a basement?????
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A WINE CELLAR!!!!! LOL!!!!

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
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Pregnant

Anyway I'm not blonde blonde. I'm just blonde, with a few ginger patches where the peroxide didn't really sink in. Not that much hair has fallen out either so I'm fairly chuffed with myself . Anyway. Whilst you've been bugging me you've also been talking about the all-knowing Madmunk who decided to have blonde highlights in a gay hairdressers called Waynes.

Bet he didn't tell you about that one! Wink wink

no....can't say he did....must remember to speak with him about that one
what do you get when you stand a blonde on their head?????........
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A Brunette

Looking after his page!! What a pile of rubbish. Dragons that is. So what's he done given you the cerimonial handing over of the prattyness or something? I bet you don't even know where he's gone. Or that he's gone there to be with his Mrs to be and his SAS father. Opps shouldn't have said that!

Anyway, here's another insult which you can hand deliver to the munk and his dragon from another person that would like to bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep his bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep until he couldn't bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep any more:-

Who is this long haired hippie that is clutering up the space on H2G2.
Every site its sadmunk this and sadmunk that. For gods sake who cares how many fishies and smilies one guy has.
This internet freak who comes from the deepest Welsh coalpits spreads himself accross any tidy site. Who cares if you can write in html. At least some of us can actually be funny. I didnt know that they even had computers in Wales.
Sadmunk is said to have good taste but do you class girly hair and listening to spazz music cool?
Anyway i wrote this just to say
SADMUNK. GO AWAY!

Michael Barratt

It's rubbish but who cares, it's an insult!

actually, I volunteered to watch over his page as it is full of lots of different and unusual stuffs
as for knowing where he went, i knew that and that he was seeing his dad but i did not know about the Mrs. to be.....you must tell me more.....
as for insults, as long as they are in fun then there is no real harm done.........
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how do you kill a blonde?????
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you put spikes in their shoulder pads!!!!!!!
monsy

I like your joke by the way. I've got a new gif for Munky. It's called wierd guy:- http://www.animfactory.com/animgifs/creatures/character/perv.gif
I've also got a new dolphin for guess who, so why din't you give it to her:- http://www.animfactory.com/animgifs/creatures/animals/dolphin_tread_lg_sky.gif

i have placed both the new gifs on my page for safekeeping until i have time to work with them....i like them
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why can't blondes work in an M&M factory????
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they keep throwing away all the W's!!!!!!!!
monsy
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how much hair fell out anyway?????

OOoooooo, Saber, arn't we being a little obnoxious now that i'm not in the country to keep you unline with the odd few punches (oo, i am evil, arn;t i?) well, or is it Mich Baz posing as you? well.... how's his Blue Hair?!?!?!?!...or did he chicken out?
As for the girl that you refer to my "mrs to be", no she's not here, and you know damn well it never got off the ground....
As for my blonde Highlights, well, you havn't seen them, so you can't judge. Have you seen leigh's yet? it's pretty cool, as it happens, better than your mop (now i'm being petty....)
Sadmunk? polluting the web? what has michael barrat ever contributed to the world? and you, never having read the HHGTTG trilogy? shaming...

Hiya Monshari, help me out here, i need some insults to throw at him fast.... get the posse in here, they'll sort him out.....

Here's a really old one for you,

What's the difference btween a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
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A supermarket trolley has a mind of it's own.

Hey, i like that one Pasty, keep 'em coming!!!

I'm afraid the rest require actions and would corupt your young and innocent minds *(coughs)bollox*
They do though. I used to run pubs and I'm afraid that most of the jokes I know are extremly crude.

Damn, I forgot my fish again,
Ah well sod it.

why can't blondes use a computer????
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they have trouble seeing the screen through all the white-out!!!!
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hello MadMunk!!!....nice to see you here even if just for a short time...it just isn't the same around here without you
monsy
btw MadMunk....we have a new recruit for your posse.....Swiv seems to be quite loyal from what i have seen so far hope you don't mind but with you being away i had to screen Swiv myself

Actually, I think I could probably tone a few of them down, but unwilling to seem sexist there will be a mix here,

Reason why it's Great to be a Man.

1)Queues for the loo don't exist.
2)You can open your own bottles.
3)You can co to the toilet without a supprt group.
4)Flowers fix everything.
5)Foreplay is optional.
6)Chocolate is just another snack.
7)Mechanics tell you the truth.
8)Hot wax NEVER comes near your pubic area.
9)Farts aren't just funny, they're hilarious.
10)The world is your urinal.

Now for the womens jokes,

What do you call a zit on a mans genitals?
His brain.

What are a woman's four favorite animals?
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.

Why do men have legs?
So their brains don't drag on the ground.

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.

Hope you like 'em.

A blonde walks into a bar.
The brunette behind her ducks.

It takes a while.