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Posted Apr 8, 2004
It's good to be back in my old space. The last time I was here we'd just murdered EV. What laughs!
Anyway this is the place to look for me now. I've come home to stay. For now...
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EV's Wake
Posted Jun 25, 2000
Sadly in the last episode we sort of lost a character. Dr E Vibenstein was mangled by a squid and became the Late Dr E Vibenstein.
I propose that in his honour we hold a wake. I have provided a full barrell of overproof British Navy rum and as many straws as there are mouths to put them in.
All I ask of you is that you bring along something to commemorate EV's sparkling, but short, life as a member of the crew of... of... why the hell did we never name that ship?
Oh and Spirit of EV you are welcome to come too - but only if you stop trying to stick us all with your cutlass. You could have someone's eye out with that.
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Super Battle
Posted May 28, 2000
I'm Vestboy and have an underpant Elastic Gun, Vest String and scratch and sniffology powered stains on my vest. (A type of germ warfare which I can unleash on anyone including myself if I'm not too careful!)
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Latest reply: May 28, 2000
How to Play Super Heroes V Super Villains
Posted May 28, 2000
At last. The superheroes are arriving but the bad news is that the super villains are in large numbers too.
If you want to get involved you must do the following:
1, create a Journal Entry on your own site called Super Battle.
2, Your first entry must state whether you are a hero or villain and a bit about yourself.
3, Super heroes/villains must communicate with their own side and identify where the opposition is.
4, You attack an opposing player by placing a fish 
made with > < > (but without the spaces) in their Super Battle forum.
5, If the next two posts are also fish and posted by two other different members of the same team then the victim is out until a member of their side releases them with a posting of a winking smiley 
made with ; - ) (but no spaces)
6, If the victim notices they are being attacked they can add their own winking smiley before the third fish posting.
A "frozen" hero or villain cannot attack anyone while they are frozen. If there is any dispute we will have a fist fight in Hyde Park to decide who is right. Or a lazer battle on Betelgeuse - I don't care.
Let the battle begin!
Don't forget to set up your forum!
Any new clever additions to the rules will be discussed for months and then may be adopted.
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Latest reply: May 28, 2000
Pieces o' Fate
Posted Apr 25, 2000
The Story so far...
The venturesome buccaneers (I think that's what I heard) have overrun a circus infested tropical island, escaped with their lives, boarded a galleon and eventually taken a pirate radio ship.
Jim Lad's Parrot has been recognised as having the grains of fate inside it. This means that the secrets of the future lie within his polly-morfic being... If only the intrepid band can find a way of getting Polly to come up with the goods they may win on the gee-gee's
Everyone who wishes to invest in this dot complicated plot have to throw a dubloon in Vestboy's bucket. All investment will be put on Polly's selection in the 2.30 at Ascot (or wherever) Join in why don't you?
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