h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes

I've written most of it as a rough draft, up to chapter 3 first edit

A way (one of many) to express my anticipation of the next one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4

*twiddles thumbs and toes*

No pressure, just take your time...

The next one is The Breeding Programme, and follows on directly. Then there's one more in that trilogy. There's also two more books in that world planned out, one following Bridget when she was younger, and another following Ken.

Heh, if you think your signature looks nothing like your actual name, check out John Green's: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jscribble.svg. Of course, he also has a video about how terrible his signature is, so yeah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BatRR_UFzYo.

This book's gone onto my list and shall be purchased shortly.

TRiG.

I best make sure I don't give away too many spoilers here!

I hope you enjoy it TRiG

But the spoilers are *good*.

Pastey, pardon for being indescreet, but would you say centaurs have their d**k between the front legs or hind legs?

A question I never thought I'd be asked, but I think I'd have to go with hind legs, wouldn't you think?

More like a horse than a man, then? Hmmm... that complicates things a bit..

And centaurs would be nice in your next book, or the one after that

I've a whole book planned following Ken (one of the centaurs) and Nigel's exploits

Wohooo - looking forward to that!

You wouldn't want all that between the front legs whilst galloping, would you? Show jumping would take on a whole new meaning.

But then consider this (carefully):
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/hmd/greek/popup/05_achelles_chiron.html

Must be the original form of Dressage

lil x

The reason I was wondering 'which pair of legs' is because I have this very vague memory of a Greek or possibly Roman statue of a centaur er... having his way with a young woman and... well... I've been googling for it, and can't find it.

Dressage

I saw videos like that when I used to build anti-porn filters

I think both the Greek and the Roman ancient artists had a different concept of what was 'acceptable' compared with today's standards. Because I refuse to think there was less deprevation in those days.

Hmmm, this seems to be the closest thing although it isn't the statue I was thinking of.

Sensitive souls, please avert your eyes:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f55ca244ba6a90a6bdb2966350a79f3/tumblr_mkzj4lFfyu1rt8jooo1_1280.jpg

This is just proof that Rule 34 predated the internets.