Gay, Straight or Gagging For It. A Beginners Guide
Oh, yes. Sex! As was once said, there really is quite a lot of this. What was not said - simply because everyone knew it at the time and was very depressed BY it - was that it was all happening to other people (and not just the ones with two heads). Take Being Gay, right? It's all a lot easier to get laid if you are of a compatible (shall we say) gender. Usually, and here I cannot speak for the female of the species, it is because we men are know exactly what we want: to get right down to it without all the messing about in restaurants, holding hands discussing Jack Nicholson's latest bank deposit. With the two gender, count the legs and divide by two system, commonly refered to as the ITSNOTTHESEX-IHAVEREALFEELINGSFORYOU approach, there follows several problems. These are all caused by a quite obvious incompatability between men and female. Okay, the parts might fit, the phschi most definatly does not. Women are all mental, and by this I do not wish to infer and deficanciuy in their cranial capacity or the functionallity (yuch!) of said brains - or even their application, not at all, simply that they are after pure emptions. Men have no patience. And emotion is a very time consuming thing. This is why ejacultation takes such a small about of time to execute. There are other parts of the body to investage, uniforms to wear (and take off, naturally), there is pizza to eat, there is even (I am told) sport to be followed; althought this, I have to admit, escapes me, too, ladies! When you are gay you both want the same thing - to get it on, or, more procisly, up, in and/or out. Again, as quickly as possible. Can this be why there is so much hatred by so called 'straight males' towards the gay ones? I cannot be seen to do this, says straighty, therefore I must kick your goolies in so, a), you can't do it anymore and, b), I feel better about myself. There is also the advantage of no pregancy...at least, not yet. Disease rears its ugly head where ever your tastes lie. But to summaries - and I *think* this is the point of it all: It is a lot easier to get laid when you're gay, then when you're straight. And therefore we must ask one very simply question: Any one up for a shag tonight? ...to be continued.Latest Messages
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