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jack white Posted Dec 21, 2011
Afternoon, PSD. 
Sounds like he'd prefer Christmas behind bars rather than in the bosom of his family. 
Sounds good, Mac.
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peasoupdragon Posted Dec 21, 2011
Would probably be safer for the horses if the doors were bolted! 
Am expecting the Irish Secret Service to arrive and cut the phone off
All two of them - 
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Dec 21, 2011
Secret Services don't deserve the name given to them.
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jack white Posted Dec 21, 2011
I noticed in the budget that the Irish Secret Service had an increase in their funding.
Everyone was astonished that we had a secret service. 
Which probably proves that it's a successful organisation. It's so secret nobody's ever heard of it.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Dec 21, 2011
Two people can hide away quite easily I suppose.
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peasoupdragon Posted Dec 21, 2011
That is the only reason I know there is an Irish Secret Service is because the budget was increased 
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jack white Posted Dec 21, 2011
Had a classic for lunch.
I was going to do a little Christmas shopping but I got lazy.
So I'll have to do it tomorrow. Or maybe Friday. 
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Dec 21, 2011
Friday seems like the best day Jack.
I've done all mine, haven't bothered to wrap them yet though.
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jack white Posted Dec 21, 2011
I just have to get the stuff for Mrs White. But that includes the stuff that the kids are 'giving' her.
As usual I've no idea what to get. Women are impossible to buy for.
I usually think I've done well if she brings less than 80% of her pressies back to the shop to exchange them for something else.
As the last day in work Friday is the day we traditionally head out somewhere for brekkie and then have a couple of pints. And I don't want the shopping to eat into valuable drinking time.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Dec 21, 2011
True Jack, Christmas should always be about drinking first and presents some other time. Get her a gift voucher, she can't complain then.
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jack white Posted Dec 21, 2011
I'll definitely get her at least one voucher.
But I can't only get vouchers.
I'll think of something, I suppose.
Also....
LOL@JT.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Dec 21, 2011
Christmas card?
Jack, he's going down.
Shame it isn't until February 1st but I think before that 'Arry is due to be in court too.
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jack white Posted Dec 21, 2011
A realty show in which Arsenal fans get to vote on whether either of them ever gets out?
Could be a winner.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Dec 21, 2011
They'll make millions.
On Arsenal fans always voting for them to stay in. 
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Dec 21, 2011
We're just thinkiing of what is best for the public at large.
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jack white Posted Dec 21, 2011
Arsenal fans should be the only people allowed on juries.
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