h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Things are so bad we're being linked with Wayne Bridge.

If that happens we might actually regret getting rid of Traore.

In fairness Jack, the day after we talked about Wayne Bridge joining on loan (it was just something Flav's suggested) the papers have that rumour in it. It'll probably end up being true though.

So the tabloids get their info from GW??

Why am I not surprised?

Chicken today I think.

I reckon so Jack.

And I am slumming it today with leftover pizza, I'm down to Plymouth tomorrow so I will be having a BLT.

Anytime is a good time for a BLT.

1.35pm. I reckon PSD is already legless.

She'll keep on going though.

No doubt about it.

Incidentally, I entered a Fantasy Football thingy at the start of the season and then forgot all about it. It turns out I'm not doing very well.

And why not? Because I've got Sagna and Gibbs in it, that's why.

Getting Arsenal players is always a risk. I have Ramsey, Walcott and RVP. Surprised they don't all have broken legs already.

I'm sure they will soon.

RVP hasn't actually been injured for ages. Either we're living in a parallel universe or he is about to suffer a career ending injury while shaving tomorrow morning.

This will be at training - the shaver will go off flying in to Vermaelen's eye or something.

And then Sczcesny and Song will bump heads when rushing to the aid of their stricken team mates and both end up with fractured skulls.

But not to worry, while they're all out injured we'll have Almunia, Chamakh, Squillaci and Djourou to step into the breach.

Jack, they've never let us down.

They always, always make calamitous errors when it looks like we have a game sewn up.

That's why over the years we've specialised in leading games 1-0 for 88 minutes and losing 2-1.

They do a job.

Anyway, I'm offocially in work tomorrow but won't realistically be switching the PC on so have a good Christmas all and a good new year.

Have a very good Christmas, I'll be travelling darn sarf.

Happy New Year, folks.

First day back in work.

And it sucks.

Happy New Year Jack

I was back during the Christmas week so it was not to much a shock coming back yesterday.

Can't see Mac being around - his Grandad passed away over Christmas so I would say he has gone back dawn sarf.

Just heard the news - I think the prize for Muppet of the Year has to go to Sinead O'Connor

Well maybe her on-off husband who had the chance of a lucky escape and didn't take it

Morning PSD.

That's sad news. Poor old Mac.

How was Christmas? Mine didn't exactly go as planned. Got the kids to bed on Christmas Eve only for one of them to wake up at around midnight to tell us she'd been sick. So at midnight I found myself cleaning puke up off the floor, the walls, the bed, the entire bloody room....

She got worse the following day and we ended up bringing her to hospital because she was getting dehydrated. They sorted her out but it took about three hours. Happy Bloody Christmas.

It took her a couple of days to recover but b the time she did she had passed to bug on to her sister and she's still below par.

So, we hardly got to leave the house for the duration.

On the credit side the beer in the fridge didn't last too long and had to be replenished.