h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Afternoon people.

Jack, it's still pretty cold I think, so no, not better.

Afternoon, Mac.

You've awoken just in time for lunch, I see.

Nice work on posting the 10,000th post on the thread, PSD.

A landmark we should celebrate maybe?

It has been a long time since we've had many drinks on here Jack, I think we've been too angry.

I think I should have a classic today Jack.

Good thinking, Mac.

That's my plan too.

Always wise to have something you can rely on in uncertain times.

Exactly Jack. I might even have some McCoys too.

Very wise, Mac.

Just went out to purchase the classic and as I was getting into the lift on the way back the door opened and out stepped....Peter Kay!!! Peter Kay himself!!!

Except it wasn't. Just some bloke who looked very, very, very like Peter Kay.

But I was THIS much away from asking him to do his 'garlic bread is the future' line.

Anyway, time to devour the classic. And by the time I'm back I'm willing to bet that Arsenal will have signed....nobody at all.

Enjoy it Jack.

Are you sure it wasn't just John O'Shea?

I had chicken salad for lunch - but still feel malnourished due to the lack of junk food

Seriously thinking of applying for the Irish version of Come Dine With Me

I don't think you can get away with just doing a liquid dinner, PSD.

She can try, Mac.

It might make for an eventful programme.

Come to think of it, wouldn't Come Drink With Me' be a far better idea for a TV show?

I must suggest that to the next TV executive I meet.

ply the other contestants with alcohol so they dont taste how cwap the food is

Among other things PSD.

Jack, I'd certainly watch it. All these elaborate names for food, just give me a lager in a glass instead.

Proper order, Mac.

And the viewers wouldn't despise the contestants as much because they'll know their behaviour is booze-related rather than them just being a bunch of whinging sods.

Afternoon.

Come drink with me sounds good. I think they do a 'party' version which is essentially the same thing.

Oh and Mac, reading the match thread on GW-II, it's good reading.

Exactly Jack, connecting with your viewership.

Captain, it makes very, very ungood reading.

You had quite a few people calling the 6/7 goals before the game even started. Finally they know what they're talking about.

Captain.

I reckon that would be a ratings winner. In fact, short of someone setting fire to the Big Brother House, I can't think of anything that would be more popular.

Yeah but that gets said every game.

True Mac, true.

Although quite a few people were way off about Walcott and your defender dude. Walcott was bang on telling him to do his job when he was out of position. I might have to sign up at this rate.

I guess if it had come from someone a bit more authoritative than Theo Jenkinson wouldn't have told him to do one.

Theo has become more of a git this season so far though.