h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Morning

Good weekend I see!!!

Of course you can

Morning

it's got a dodgy toilet handle

You haven't given your any idea's have you

Morning Carol! Any four day weekend when Fri is basically a day off for me too is always gonna be a good weekend! Being tied up by Holly was just a bonus.

How was yours? Keep out of trouble did we?!

Bless!!

Not bad thanks...not as exciting as yours obviously!!!

I may only have a one day week this week! Yay!


Morning

It's alright for some Carol!

Although i'll only be in a couple hours tomorrow and finish by 2 on Friday, so i suppose i shouldnt really complain too much!

I wish I only had 1 day

bonus!!!! you know it was the highlight of your year

The tying up part wasnt! It was what you did after that that was the highlight.

The vodka you mean

I knew you'd be impressed with the quality of it

i was definiely impressed with the quality.

The vodka too.

It's your round next

Yep, definitely my turn next time!

Clients waiting

Say hello to the clients for me!

They send their love!!!

Hope it went well with the clients

I don't like my customers today

Just listening to my voicemails which goes back about a month.

One drunken friend rang me at two in the morning to waffle on about a rubiks cube

Clients weren't all sweetness and light either!!!


Ah well!!

That's the sort of voicemail i leave when stumbling home from the pub at 6 in the morning, hmmm.

Now another one has turned up unannounced! I will never get any work done at this rate!!!!

Make them wait.

Then say 'sorry for the wait, but you're an idiot who doesnt understand the concept of making appointments, how can i help'.