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Ski jackets
Posted Jan 17, 2001
Hmm, I seem to have ended up with two ski jackets. Anybody want to buy one? One piece ski suit, unisex, large, blue, as new, only £45!!
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Do you ecshpect me to talk?
Posted Jan 7, 2001
Nooo, Mr Bond! I expect you to Die!
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Latest reply: Jan 7, 2001
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Posted Jan 5, 2001
The aliens tried to abduct me again last night. They have mind controlling abilities, there's no way to escape them.
I can't think straight any more...
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Latest reply: Jan 5, 2001
Going away for Christmas
Posted Dec 19, 2000
I'm going today... and won't have internet access until around the new year... 
So have a 
and a 
new year!
(that's merry, not drunk... but they haven't got a smiley for that)
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On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Posted Dec 18, 2000
Twelve drummers drumming. Unfortunately they woke up all my neighbours, and the bailiffs came round and evicted me. My lawyer has got the police to arrest my ex-girlfriend and charging her with all kinds of horrible things. He says we can't lose. The police have convinced her to stop sending any more 'presents', at least. I got the RSPCA to take away the birds, laid off the drummers and milkmaids, and got the men in white coats to take away the Lords.
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Latest reply: Dec 18, 2000
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