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Yellow fish
Posted Jun 3, 1999
What exactly is this fish? Is it a small, yellow, leechlike Babel Fish? Or is it a visual signal for the recognition of a Christian? Or is it (more likely) just a fish, for the hell of it?
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Maths exams
Posted Jun 2, 1999
Are mathematical examinations REALLY educational means of testing pupils, or are they, as experience appears to dictate, a subtle and evil form of torture inflicted on us by extra-terrestial controlled local educational authorities? Nobody knows. We can only speculate.
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Saturday 29th May 1999
Posted May 29, 1999
Did you know that an average person spends four months of their lives tying up their shoelaces? Not all at once, obviously, unless you're spectacularly inept.
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Thursday 27th May
Posted May 27, 1999
Thursday. I hate Thursdays. Tomorrow I've got a critically important Mechanical Science exam, but today instead of revising I've been writing my CV.
Why? Because I'm certain I'm going to fail my exams, which means I'll have to retake them next year. So I'm looking for a job to waste some time, and help pay my tuition fees.
Tuition fees. Now THERE's a depressing subject.
Here's a little picture of a fish.
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