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Mrs V Posted Nov 17, 1999
And I'll give it 110% boss. And Venus has always been jealous ever since Paris only gave her the prize for the most beautiful so that he could get his mits on me. So there.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 17, 1999
I like where this is going !!!
Now now girls, no pulling of hair please.....
Can I sit here and watch......40 F !!!! is that for real !!!
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Mrs V Posted Nov 17, 1999
Very real, I'm afraid. Thats why I have a bad back! But theres no competition really!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 17, 1999
One-nil, one-nil, one-nil, one-nil, one-nil, one-nil, one-niiiiiiiiiil!!!
Now look, can we all stop bickering amongst ourselves? I want to see teamwork out there...... did you say 40F?
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Cakewalker Posted Nov 17, 1999
Maybe, but do FIFA rules allow us to play in slow-motion? 
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 17, 1999
Definitely. I'd say. Did you see England tonight? 
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Cakewalker Posted Nov 18, 1999
Sorry, no. If you want to talk football in our family, you'd better ask my sister.
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Nov 18, 1999
At one point last night one of the commentators remarked "There's Paul Ince he's a... he's a real footballer"
What were the others then?
Actually I think England played very badly.What has happened to Shearer he was crap!
But I'm still well pleased that we are in the next round anyway.
By the way while we are discussing sizes I'm 36 C
Not a 40 F but still a handful!!!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 18, 1999
Okay squad, I'm quite pleased with our overall performance, there's been some excellent teamwork in some of the forums, and some good individual runs. Having said that, I'm afraid I don't really think the boy/girl Stunt is really pulling his/her weight and giving it 110%. There's not much on that home page at all, is there? And I'm not fully convinced that the boy Vestboy is match fit. So, it's going okay, but at the end of the day, it's a game of two halves and we need to get out there and show them who's boss in the second half, okay? Let's go!
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 18, 1999
..hang on boss, I've not finished me half time orange yet...
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Nov 18, 1999
Sorry I'm on half time as well.Remember as Goaley you may have a hard time with out me.
Be back in about an hour ish....Lunchtimes are getting longer these days due to my impending redundancy...in fact I don't give a s..t at the moment.What can they do sack me?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 18, 1999
Strewth... a bit of discipline, that's what's needed in this team!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 18, 1999
Things have got so bad, I've had to "pop" home to log onto H2G2 !!!
Now theres dedecation for you !!!
Anybody got any boot laces, I've just broke one of mine guvna!
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Opinionated Lurker Posted Nov 18, 1999
be careful sid, you sound just right for the sub's bench
(keen to make an impression, willing to be flexible)
better start making yourself indispensible, like me
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Ginger The Feisty Posted Nov 18, 1999
I believe you needed to know sizes so you could provide us with sports bras and provide us with a too-tight football shirt - I'm a 40E which I think leaves Helena still in the lead but makes us a very bouncy team! The opposition will be useless against us when they see us in action!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 18, 1999
When I registered with H2G2, I don't remember seeing anything about a required minimum chest size... do they have a different registration process for females?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 18, 1999
A real footballer? That's not what my dad called him (although one of the things he called him *did* start with an "f")...
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E Vibenstein's Showbiz XI
- 101: Mrs V (Nov 17, 1999)
- 102: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 17, 1999)
- 103: Ormondroyd (Nov 17, 1999)
- 104: Mrs V (Nov 17, 1999)
- 105: Mrs V (Nov 17, 1999)
- 106: Cupid Stunt (Nov 17, 1999)
- 107: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 17, 1999)
- 108: Cakewalker (Nov 17, 1999)
- 109: Ormondroyd (Nov 17, 1999)
- 110: Cakewalker (Nov 18, 1999)
- 111: Drool Frood the Second (Nov 18, 1999)
- 112: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 18, 1999)
- 113: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Nov 18, 1999)
- 114: Drool Frood the Second (Nov 18, 1999)
- 115: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 18, 1999)
- 116: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 18, 1999)
- 117: Opinionated Lurker (Nov 18, 1999)
- 118: Ginger The Feisty (Nov 18, 1999)
- 119: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 18, 1999)
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