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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 16, 1999
*Beaker tries on the stockings and has to agree with Helena*
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Mrs V Posted Nov 16, 1999
You better not rip them, they're marks and spencers, my best ones! M&S might be Tory facists, but they also do lovely long stockings, when you've got legs like mine! I suppose I'd better go do something that looks like work now....
Hxx
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 16, 1999
Uu-oh!
'Boss on site visit' alert!!!
See's ya later!
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Vestboy Posted Nov 16, 1999
I wanna be in the EVSXI because I've been away and now I'm back and I could do with the publicity.
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 16, 1999
Quick! Whilst the boss isn't looking...
...am I in the team yet...???
* sheepishly gives Helena her stockings back *
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Ginger The Feisty Posted Nov 16, 1999
Vestboy!!!!! You're home!!!! 
Where did you go?
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M@ Posted Nov 16, 1999
I would like to be in E Vibenstein's Showbiz XI because I am the first person (if not the only one) to reply to this message
Oh by the by I'm www.h2g2.com/u101526
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 16, 1999
It's getting kinda busy in here now.
Ev, Ev, are you out there!!!!
Is there anybody out there !!!!
Lunch time I think ?
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 16, 1999
I'm giving up on H's stockings idea.
I can't pull them over my shin pads...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 16, 1999
Alright, alright, calm down, form an orderly queue! I like the sound of the large envelope full of cash, but I'd like to see some physical evidence before I make a decision. Oh, and Helena, on the subject of physical evidence... *raises one eyebrow*
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Mrs V Posted Nov 16, 1999
I'm all yours, ben the back room then??
(Can anyone guess I've been lonely?)
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 16, 1999
What are you lot all staring at?
*escorts Helena into the back room, draws the curtains and locks the door*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 16, 1999
Thanks... have you seen my Alternative Car Park?
*discreetly guides Helena towards http://come.to/alternativecarpark *
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 16, 1999
______
|£50.......|||||
|______|||||
..there's plenty more where that came from...
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Mrs V Posted Nov 16, 1999
*Helena emerges from the back room, looking decidedly worse for wear and a little shakey, shaking her cute purple curls*
Well that was an... experience *she collaspes onto the floor, again*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 16, 1999
*emerges from the back room, straightening his tie and replacing his hat*
Well, I don't know about you, but it certainly cheered me up!
Now, what am I supposed to do with this £50 note? Print it out?
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Mrs V Posted Nov 16, 1999
I'm almost smiling!! I probably would be if I had the energy.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 16, 1999
Almost smiling... yes, it has that effect on most people!
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