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E Vibenstein's Showbiz XI
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 15, 1999
...but mainly due to the fact that I've moved desks and my boss can now see over my shoulder! 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 15, 1999
Incidentally, I should have asked everyone which position you want to play - attack, midfield or defence?
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Ginger The Feisty Posted Nov 15, 1999
Defence! I know a funny story about that. DD works for a civil engineering firm and one of the secretary's typed a very large proposal from a dictaphone. Luckily someone checked before it got sent to the client because throughout the document she had written 'cedar fences' instead of 'sea defences'! Oops!
I think I should be in EV's showbiz XI because it's always best to stay on the right side of the sub-ed's. 
Well there has to be some perks to this job!!!!
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Mrs V Posted Nov 15, 1999
I'll attack, I find thats alway the best line of defense!
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 15, 1999
I would like to be in E Vibenstein's Showbiz XI because I'm a better defender than Colin Hendry (oops! - sorry (titter)).
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 15, 1999
...not worth cleaning my boots, then, you reckon..???
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 15, 1999
It's not up to me either!!
Shame to hear about your desk move EV.
I'm the same. My PC at work is knackered, which means I'm using someone else's. The new PC doesn't have a modem in it, so I'm stuffed!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 15, 1999
Right, let's go through it...
Beaker - you're disqualified!
Drool - don't panic, you're in already!
Ginger - of course you're in there... *grovel*
Sid - attack, midfield, or defence? You strike me as a midfielder...
And Helena - I missed that trick with the stocking tops, you couldn't show me again could you?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 15, 1999
Would it sway your judgment EV !!
If I know you, I think it would!!... Don't show him Helena !!
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Cupid Stunt Posted Nov 15, 1999
"I would like to be in E Vibenstein's Showbiz XI because..."
It's better than spam.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 15, 1999
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no..... yes!
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%The Calamitous Cranium Boy Who Just got his first approved article (eight weeks ago!!) ~/^Þ Posted Nov 15, 1999
I know I'm advertising, and I do oppologies sincerely. It's for an english assignment. Can any of you do me a favour and visit the following page (nothing's written on it yet) and contribute to the discussion about the defenition of poetry? I'd like to make the assignment as high tech and interactive as possible, so a discussion would be great. The actual article will be up in the next day or two.
http://www.h2g2.com/A208856
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heathen Posted Nov 15, 1999
I would like to be in E Vibenstein's Showbiz XI because... hmm... the fame... the money... fun and excitement and really wild things...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 15, 1999
Now, you see, if you'd said "...because it's all done in the best possible taste!", then you might have stood a chance...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 15, 1999
That's more than 20 words!
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Mrs V Posted Nov 16, 1999
Shall I take you ben the back room you show you the trick with the stockings then...... *Dirty Smile*
love Hxx
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 16, 1999
OK - I'll try another tack.
I would like to be in E Vibensteins XI because I've got this large brown envelope full of cash........
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E Vibenstein's Showbiz XI
- 21: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 15, 1999)
- 22: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 15, 1999)
- 23: Ginger The Feisty (Nov 15, 1999)
- 24: Mrs V (Nov 15, 1999)
- 25: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Nov 15, 1999)
- 26: Mrs V (Nov 15, 1999)
- 27: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Nov 15, 1999)
- 28: Mrs V (Nov 15, 1999)
- 29: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 15, 1999)
- 30: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 15, 1999)
- 31: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 15, 1999)
- 32: Cupid Stunt (Nov 15, 1999)
- 33: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 15, 1999)
- 34: %The Calamitous Cranium Boy Who Just got his first approved article (eight weeks ago!!) ~/^Þ (Nov 15, 1999)
- 35: heathen (Nov 15, 1999)
- 36: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 15, 1999)
- 37: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 15, 1999)
- 38: Mrs V (Nov 16, 1999)
- 39: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Nov 16, 1999)
- 40: Mrs V (Nov 16, 1999)
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