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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 2000
I can't believe it's not butter! 
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 24, 2000
It's not, it's Lard!!!
Ha ha!!!
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Sep 15, 2000
Barkeep! LARD for EVERYONE!!!!!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 15, 2000
Make mine a double!
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Sep 21, 2000
*offers two overflowing flagons of the lumpiest lard available*
Enjoy!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 21, 2000
Cheers!
*isn't quite sure what to do with the lard now he has it*
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Oct 13, 2000
Take a deep breath, brace yourself, raise the flagon to your lips and quaff deeply.......
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 13, 2000
*quaffs*
Ahhhhhhhhhh, lard!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 13, 2000
*Whispers*
You've got Lard on your nose.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 13, 2000
I know, I'm keeping it for later.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 13, 2000
Ahhhh!
You missed a great joke opportunity then!
You mean you were saving it for Ron...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 13, 2000
No, Ron doesn't like lard.
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Oct 15, 2000
Who's Ron? And why doesn't he like my lard?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 15, 2000
Ron Mael, big scary looking bloke out of Sparks. Don't mess with him is my advice.
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Oct 16, 2000
Marks and Sparks?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 16, 2000
*advises Zeb to go and read Episode 1 of "Sitcom" at http://www.alternativecarpark.co.uk/ *
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Oct 16, 2000
*on his return from the ACP, Zeb wonders whether or not to point out that he still doesn't know who Ron Mael is*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 16, 2000
*sighs and wonders where Zeb has been for the past however many years Sparks have been going*
You know, Sparks. Synth duo. Camp frontman and scary looking keyboard player. Had a Hitler moustache.
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Oct 16, 2000
Oh! That Ron Mael.
Never heard of any of them.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 17, 2000
I bet you have if you heard one of there songs.
That don't make sense does it?
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- 102: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 24, 2000)
- 103: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Sep 15, 2000)
- 104: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 15, 2000)
- 105: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Sep 21, 2000)
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- 107: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Oct 13, 2000)
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- 109: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Oct 13, 2000)
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- 113: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Oct 15, 2000)
- 114: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 15, 2000)
- 115: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Oct 16, 2000)
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- 117: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Oct 16, 2000)
- 118: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 16, 2000)
- 119: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Oct 16, 2000)
- 120: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Oct 17, 2000)
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