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Lochangel Started conversation Aug 23, 1999
So EV how was the weekend and how was the overtime?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 1999
The overtime was a complete shambles - I spent six hours trying to do a ten minute job. In the end I smashed up the mainframe with an axe and went home.
But what have you been up to since Wednesday, miss L? Do tell. Cup of tea, by the way? Coffee? Hot chocolate? Orange squash?
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Lochangel Posted Aug 23, 1999
Tea would be lovely. Well - I fed ducks mainly. Good work on the mainframe - that is the way to get things done.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 1999
I'll make the tea while I'm waiting for them to fix the mainframe - apparently someone smashed it up with an axe. Battenburg?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 23, 1999
Excuse me... Sid here.
Do you mind if I join you!, It's thirsty work driving five min's down the road.
Are there any cream cakes spare? 
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Lochangel Posted Aug 23, 1999
I will just nip round to the Bakers. Sid you are more then welcome - I do believe that E V is off making tea!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 1999
*gasp* *wheeze* Here we are, sorry it took so long, the kettle blew up. Oh, morning Sid - tea? Coffee? Oxtail soup?
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Aug 23, 1999
Morning all. Pop tart anyone?
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Lochangel Posted Aug 23, 1999
ooohhhh please take Robbie Williams away - it is far too early for that sort of thing!!!!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 1999
D'oh! *crumples up piece of paper with Geri Halliwell punchline written on it and throws it away*
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Lochangel Posted Aug 23, 1999
Sorry EV - didn't mean to steal your laurels!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 1999
Don't worry... I'll file it in my "jokes to be recycled for Alternative Car Park" file.
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Aug 23, 1999
My God! I'm surrounded by wannabe stand-ups. Just pour the tea, for heaven's sake.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 1999
Sorry! *pours tea*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 23, 1999
Stop it you three!!!
you lot are making me laugh out loud, which is getting me strange looks by my boss...
I must admit, I am parshal to a hot chocolate from one of those machines.
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Lochangel Posted Aug 23, 1999
hmmmm hot chocolate with whipped cream.......... hmmm there is a thought.
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Morris Miner Posted Aug 23, 1999
I don't like battenburg, have you got any scones?
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Lochangel Posted Aug 23, 1999
I'll get baking! Zeb have you got any of that organic honey left?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 1999
I've still got some muffins left over from Thursday...
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- 1: Lochangel (Aug 23, 1999)
- 2: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 1999)
- 3: Lochangel (Aug 23, 1999)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 1999)
- 5: Lochangel (Aug 23, 1999)
- 6: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 23, 1999)
- 7: Lochangel (Aug 23, 1999)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 1999)
- 9: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Aug 23, 1999)
- 10: Lochangel (Aug 23, 1999)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 1999)
- 12: Lochangel (Aug 23, 1999)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 1999)
- 14: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Aug 23, 1999)
- 15: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 1999)
- 16: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 23, 1999)
- 17: Lochangel (Aug 23, 1999)
- 18: Morris Miner (Aug 23, 1999)
- 19: Lochangel (Aug 23, 1999)
- 20: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 1999)
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