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Ohhhhh what a Battenburg!

Post 41

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

I try to please E V!

Drool, the scrumpy you wanted, do you want the really rough stuff that still green, or the really really rough stuff that green, has pips in it and can only be stored in plastic gallon containers (for public health reasons)!!

One level sugua for me please EV...


Ohhhhh what a Battenburg!

Post 42

Lochangel

I'm sorry that was a little flirtatious aside - a bit of my mother coming through then.


Ohhhhh what a Battenburg!

Post 43

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Flirtatious? Strewth!!!


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Post 44

Lochangel

oh tell me you don't love it!


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Post 45

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

'ere, are you getting fresh? Fresh cup for you, Zeb.


Ohhhhh what a Battenburg!

Post 46

Lochangel

I must say that the standard of catering here is superb!


Ohhhhh what a Battenburg!

Post 47

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Not too shabby, is it? I see the caviare man's been... smiley - smiley


Ohhhhh what a Battenburg!

Post 48

Lochangel

Marc Almond called for you. He wanted to know if you wanted to go for a drink tonight? smiley - smiley


Ohhhhh what a Battenburg!

Post 49

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

If this gets any fresher I'm gonna spill it!


Ohhhhh what a Battenburg!

Post 50

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

As I once said to Marc Almond, "That's quite a thirst, young fella." smiley - smiley


Ohhhhh what a Battenburg!

Post 51

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Called for who???. It couldm't be me, I don't know him!!


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Post 52

Lochangel

You know what we're going to have to do, don't you? smiley - smiley


Ohhhhh what a Battenburg!

Post 53

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Oh its you EV, carfull your showing your age! smiley - smiley


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Post 54

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

You don't mean......?


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Post 55

Lochangel

He's justified and he's ancient.....smiley - smiley


Oooh - it's a rumour!!

Post 56

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Mr Almond once appeared in his local A&E to have his stomach pumped. The result of which was 9 pints of semen. Allegedly.


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Post 57

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...but I don't drive an ice cream van.


Oooh - it's a rumour!!

Post 58

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I don't know about you, but they don't serve it on draught at *my* local pub...


Oooh - it's a rumour!!

Post 59

Morris Miner

OOOHHH!! That was below the belt Zeb.

Marvelous scones Syd. I'll just have the one thank you all the same. Lovely cuppa EV - is it Darjeling?


Oooh - it's a rumour!!

Post 60

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

No, it's coffee. smiley - smiley


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