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Oooh - it's a rumour!!
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 23, 1999
Aparantly, it's very low in calories, semen that is, not scones!!
Not that Im any kind of expert I wish to point out...
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Aug 23, 1999
Before I say anything I must point out that I am talking about the scrumpy and nothing to do with Marc Almond.
I think you will find that the tale you mention is none other than an urban legend.
I would like the green stuff but without the pips please Sid.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 23, 1999
Anybody fancy a "Reverse Sweep" !!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 1999
Ooh, one out! 
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 23, 1999
I thought you would never ask!!!! 
Ohhhhh what a Battenburg!
Lochangel Posted Aug 23, 1999
no that doesn't scan. MInd you an ice cream van would probably go better then you car EV
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Aug 23, 1999
OOOHHH young man young man!!!!!!!!
Ohhhhh what a Battenburg!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 1999
I'd like to drive the ice cream van that keeps stopping outside my house and blasting its deafening tinkly nonsense at full volume every night of the week... I'd drive it over a cliff (remembering to jump out first, of course).
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Lochangel Posted Aug 23, 1999
I must say everyone seems to be getting very frisky! What is happening? EV did you spike this tea?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 1999
No, but I fear I may have to put bromide in the next pot!
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Aug 23, 1999
Can I butter anyone's muffin?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 23, 1999
I'm glad that I'm wearing my blue and white Y-Fronts... keeps everthing restrained when things get tence..
Still, I feel sorry for EV, I hear is gone to work in his kilt!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 1999
Chocolate roll, anyone? *smirk*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 23, 1999
Whoohay... Lardy cake crumbs, I'm in heaven!!!!
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Lochangel Posted Aug 23, 1999
Forget the bromide - I think Lithium might be a better idea.
Ohh bags I be the Dormouse - Drool you should be Alice, EV is definitely the Mad Hatter, and Sidney, Morris and Zeb will have to fight over being the March Hare.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 1999
*raises hat*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 23, 1999
Oh goody goody, I get to dress up in a fluffy bunny suit!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 1999
But where oh where will you find one?
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Aug 23, 1999
Not sure - but I have to pop out so I'll see what I can find.
Evening, all!
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