h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have almost but not quite entirely failed to read your article. I don't want a monkey, but could I get a beer? And I do love cake

I still haven't read it, but I keep coming back. Do I get a monkey yet?

I've read it, I read something- it was erm .... an experience never to be forgotten

Frantically searching for aid for ailing, fretting monkey. kat come back please, sob, sob, sob

I have just read something in which I think was called "this" but I can't be sure, but from my assuptions it is a really clever ploy for people to introduce themselves so that when you see their pages and start to feel sorry for them because of their lack of a life then you stop suddenly because you realize your own pages are as bad or worse than those, and therefore everyone must be right in their assumptions that to make up goofy and witty entries is perfectly fine to do, because all people really want to read is the real life backgrounds of people they meet on the net anyway.

BTW - Since that was alomost completly devoid of serious content and wit, would this "speech" be rated as long-winded?

My brain hurts. I must call my brain care specialist.

Later,
U37566

IM BACK!!!!!

Time off for good behaviour?

KAT!!!!!!! nice to see you returned

*staggers in* I haven't read anything. I don't know where I am...Who are you people?!?

I do know this: I love gnus (especially Gary Gnu), I love jammy doughnuts. I love Vonnegut and Queen. I LOVE James Burke!!! I'm going to start an "I love James Burke" fan-club. I love monkeys - furry, happy monkeys as opposed to evil, stinky monkeys. I love all you guys!!! *group hug* No I'm not drunk...why do you ask? I'm always like this.

Hiya kat, welcome back.
Just as i'm leaving as well....

well kat coming back now is perfect timing for me as i am in charge of not only caring for her flowers but keeping your page neat and tidy as well....i don't think i could handle both of you gone at the same time ....might work myself into a frenzy or worse
monsy

Hey, welcome back Kat

hey everybuggy Montana was great, monshari if you ever escape you need to visit Glacier National Park, it is the most incredible place i have every been. Did you know it is called the crown jewel of North America? Oh gosh now i am starting to sound like a forest ranger.
That goes for everyone else too, you need to see it. If i ever get ahold of a scanner i will post some pictures, but who knows when that will happen.
Anyways, on a sidenote if i get rid of all my referenced entries except the one to Fenchurch can i join GIRR. (sorry Madmunk, i might be deserting you) I don't know if i will be able to resist the temptation, referenced entries are so fun!!!!
Finally if anyone is from Boston, i am going there and was wondering if you know of any really cool places i need to go?
It is nice to be back, are any developments happening that i need to know about?
was that long or what?

I feel so special . But Kat, there's also WASGIRRWOJ, which basically says "We're for the cause but since everyone knows now it's kind of over". In fact, we spoke about you... go to Frink's page and see the forum .

I'm glad you had such a nice time, though

i will keep that in mind Kat in case i ever manage to escape my prison known as WORK....oh my...i get cold shivers everytime i say that word

Ex-GIRR member's are having a party on Friday, August 13. Wear black,,, Topic. Referenced researches entries flashing in columns, in colour

I read parts of it.

well then you don't win the special door prize

Hey kat, Kate now lives in Boston, perhaps you should ask her