h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

political correctness???? what is that????

If someone is different from you, you can't call them a goober unless you have a lot of money and a gaggle of lawyers.

ahh!, i see now, thank-you
by the way, do i note a tone of sarcasm in your keyboard???

I have an extremely sarcastic, even threatening, post-it note stuck on my computer. It says "You will go to bed at a reasonable time tonight". I am trying to ignore it. After all it is not my mother. And what do golden-haired blondes know about anything anyway.

bed???? i seem to remember one of those..... of course i also have memeries of one time, a long time ago when i could talk to people without typing, i think they called it a telephone but i am not sure, that was an awful long time ago

kat
i read it

Ponders how to turn this thread into braille. Then everyone could say "I touched it and it felt good"

hhhhhmmmmmm..........
by the way, just thought i would let you know that vegiman has been recaptured and is at this very moment trying to talk us out of helping him remove his head from his doorway.

Oh no no no no no, we can't let him do that. Issue Earmuffs to all, we must remove the head....

we must hurry as he is attempting to convince the others to leave his head where it is and that he does not need our help. i told him, nonsense, we don't mind a bit, besides what kind of friends would we be if we just left him like that.

pardon me, just stepping in for a moment on my rounds to let you all know that if you want to see zachsminds newest idea then click on this link, i think you will be impressed, i know i was
http://www.h2g2.com/P107407

For a shorter, more succinct view on the same subject, you may like to read the article "Curate's Egg' on my page. No Monshari, I am not following you. Have a chocolate fish, inpregnated with vodka.

Can everyone have a monkey, or is it just for people who can actually read and comprehend the Gibberish?

If ever there is a question whether or not I am saying something with sarcasm, assume that I am. It makes things easier when people don't take me as seriously.

I'll just take the vodka.

do not worry about following me as i think that vegiman has decided to keep his head where it is for now. as for the chocolate fish with the vodka in it, yes thank-you, i would love one.

ZachsMind, keep an open mind - and no chocolate fish

reddit....reddit.....Hmmm...I try not to sound like the frog that I'm not.

I was here, I read, but you were away. Does this count?

I believe Kat is at the vet. Being spayed