I am not a cocktail waitress

Apparently "Ich bin ein Berliner" does not mean what most non-German-speakers think it does.

Previously this bit was titled Nothing is true til it happens to you. Really. and in it I got on my little virtual soapbox and made a not-so-little virtual fool of myself. That was three-and-a-half months ago, however, and now that I have remembered how to change stuff, I am here, now, changing it.

It's 6.15am on Thursday the 2nd of September, 1999. Just so you know. It is no longer May or whatever.

Hello. My name is Gleemonger and if you feel so inclined, you can email me at [email protected].

Okay, that's it. I really ought to get some sleep...


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