h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey Jo! Have a great birthday!! I'm going to be away from my computer for a bit, so I figured I'd start the forum nice and early!

Eat lots of cake, drink champagne and have a generally great time - but only generally so!!

- X

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Because you know I'll be too busy on Saturday to be here!

Well thank you.

Hello,

I hope you are stupid enough to think that i sent this on Saturday.

Happy Birthday.

*Sings iritating song*

WOW! Look at that typo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's going to your party

I wish i was at Leeds on Saturday.

Judge Jules, Seb Fontaine ETC.

Cool.

Going around, around and around on the back of a lorry.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Guess my word of the day.

I dunno. Do you have The Pope's e-mail address? If so can you ask him if he's coming? I'll just ask Nixi, Rebs and Gemma.

Hello Menza! Just look at that iddy biddy fly on the window sill because it makes more sense than this conversation right now.

And did your birthday kick unmitigated arse, Jo?

Well, did it??

Definitely!! My scales told me I hadn't gained any weight but they lied! I had a full cooked breakfast c/o my Dad and a Chinese Take-Away for tea! Yay!

Yeah, gofer it! Nice eatin'. Apparently I'm slightly underweight...now matter how much sugar'n'fat stuff I eat, I still waste away *^_^*
So, ok, you had it cool. Nice

whoops.

grr, no fair! However little I eat I'm still killer-whale weight

No, that's Dudley...

And beside's... it's not what you eat it's what you are. You're naturally big, I'm naturally stunted and scrawny. If you try to diet then you'll just make yourself ill because you weren't supposed to diet, OK? You're great how you are. AND, think positive! - you have a better face than me. Mine is all scarred and squinty and my hair likes to frizz out everywhere.

*grins*

lol

*smiles* I like my face. It's the rest of me that's the problem *pokes leg angrily*

I don't like my teeth and I don't like my ears and I don't like my squinty eyes.. ooh they change colour! And I don't like my feet and I don't like my ears and I don't like you.. Whoopsy!

you said ears twice

That makes two ears

that makes two ears in plurals. So how many ears is that?

And why are you here? No offence

Two ears = two ears. The first is "one" and the second is "two". Two ears.

Now, what kind is question is that? You very rude person. I am here to wish Jo a happy birthday. That has been done. I am able to pop back due to the cuyber-cafe not far from my hotel (30 sec walk). Though I'm not sure if there'll be one in such close proximity in Brisbane...
Still, I'm having a great time in Aus