h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No thanks to you!

I do my best to make you happy.

aww, you don't even need to try!

They say things are getting better, no need to be complacent

(tell me if you don't get it - not that there's anything to "get")

Don't worry, I do have a few braincells to call my own.

I got no place to call my own
Hit the gas and here I go

I'm running free yeah, I'm running free etc etc

(it was your last four words that sparked me off!)

I wonder what else I can do to "spark you off"...

Be imaginative...

That means no more biting...

Hmmmm, I wouldn't like to miss out on that. But what could you think of instead? C'mon, I'll help ya...

*sits back in chair, skirt rises further up thigh, chews finger nail thoughtfully*

Well, you're going the right way about it with your first two bits, but you can do without the third. There, not a bad start.

But what will Zoe think when she decides to catch up on this backlog?

She'll laugh and say "It's just so typically her."

Well that's just fine!
You typically have six-month friendships that blossom into god knows what? Sheesh, and I'm still a virgin....

Mich auch. Though my 7 year old sister won't believe it!

Wie sagt man "mich auch" auf Englisch?

I am also a vrigin. Basically.

Ah, a vrigin! This is a new one on me, vrigin....

j/k. I'm exoecting to have something witty up my sleeve but really I don't *^_^*

What? Have a sleeve or something witty to put up it?

Both, actually