h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WEeeeeeeeeeee... ~Greebo hangs on tightly... her vision slightly blurred due to the extremily tasty but ver potent Schnapps..~

Will Cherokee be alright... you know you are not supposed to drink and drive Oh Spiked One...

Oh yesh...she'll be fine...

*slumps over wheel*

~Greebo squeeks in alarm~

Oh my... oh my...

~She urgently shakes Spiny~

Wake up Oh Spiked One... me to pretty to die!!!!

*Cherokee shrugs. She's seen it all before. A voice comes through the radio speakers in her doors*

"Don't worry, gentle passenger. I will take you where you want to go. Right now we're headed for the Doom and London Poke-in-the-Eye. Relax and enjoy the journey"

~Greebo eases her claws out of the dashboard and relaxes slightly~

Me sorry... me gets a little nervous when the driver collapses like that... ~nervous grin~

~Parp!!!~

Oppsss... pardon me... nerves... sorry...

*Cherokee drives on, the schnapps making her unstoppable by the Traffic Police. Suddenly she screeches to a halt. They are beside the London Eye ticket office. Spiny is still slumped over the wheel*

~Greebo exclaims~ Me doesn't carry money... what is me to do???

*Greebo's exclamation wakes Spiny up*

Money? Money? Take what you need, just don't harm the puppy...

What? Who...? Where are we?

Ah Greebz, look, we're here. Isn't it big? I wonder how much it costs to go on it? Would you do the honours? I mean, I would, but I spent the last of my wad putting hay in Cherokee's tank.

*grimaces* ouch, my head...