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You are now Captain of the Moat Police
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Started conversation Jun 13, 2001
*ahem*
Just thot someone ought to warn you that your Sir Spiny character is currently staring catatonically at a gold domed ceiling in the strobing glow of red and blue police lights deep in the belly of the castle...
Pandora, the boat and I (
) await your participation.
With Pheroneous having blown himself up in the Portakabin at the BOF Inn, it falls to us to keep his 'vision' alive.
Hope to see you there soon ..or I can't guarantee what'll happen to Sir Spiny! 
Who knows, 
the moat may have crocdiles!
peace
~jwf~
You are now Captain of the Moat Police
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Jun 13, 2001
Promotion, eh?
I'd like to thank everyone who helped me get where I am today. Of course, this job isn't just about me and what I can bring to it - it's about all the backroom boys and girls whose work you never see, yet there they are working tirelessly in the background, never seeking glory or thanks, while I seem to be taking all the credit. But if there's one thing I am inordinately proud of, it's that this organisation is a team, and i'm just the lucky guy who gets (continued on page 94)
I shall do my best, but you'll have to improvise around my last post, as I'm off on holiday for a fortnight on Friday!
You are now Captain of the Moat Police
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Jun 14, 2001
*mumbling*
Yeah, sure, holiday, hmmph.
*remembering his manners*
Oh, lovely. Anywhere nice?
You are now Captain of the Moat Police
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Jun 14, 2001
Greece. See you in a fortnight.
Byee.
You are now Captain of the Moat Police
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Jun 14, 2001
UHm, yeah ..see you ..in a fort, knight. 
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