h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can't eat it due to the contraptions of evil teeth straightening.

I can put into a blender.


*CRACKLETWANG*

Ooooo Popcorn smoothy.

If I were to say you'd left anyone out, I'd mention a couple NPC's. Mainly Rob the Carpet (and Lil, I guess, though she's not around much) and General Plotting, the plant.

And Percy, maybe. Did we ever find Percy?

Otherwise, this is amazing. I used to draw stick figures.

It's people like you that put me out of a job

I used to do stick figures. I'm up to solids now

I used to sketch, but haven't really sat down to sketch something in ages. Tried last night. I'm getting rusty.

You are?


I'll have to get some iron oxide remover!

Excellent, VA!

How come I never realized I was fraternizing with such beautiful people? I should really take the time to actually look at you lot!

Yes, yes you should.


Thankssssssssssssss

What's with the goatee again? Fine, draw me less attractive than I really am all you wish, but why the goatee?

well the gootee is a play on the whole 'God' thing.

Because your a sort of young god, you have a, what you think is, a 'in with the potental belivers' look.

What?? I thought it was clever!

I don't get it.

...funny.....neither do I....

I have a way of confusing people out of their arguments.

Uhhuh.

Besides, GB, if she didn't put a goatee on you, someone may mistake you for a girl. Not that anyone would. No sir. I mean obviously, no. But it's nice to be certain.

Wait, are you trying to claim GB's not a girl?

Oh hoh hoh, he's not.

I could believe you but you are quite blatantly biased in reguards to GB and after weighing all the evidence I think it's apparent that she is a girl

TB, just because he wears dresses and make-up occasionally it still doesn't mean he's a girl.