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NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business Posted May 28, 2006
...so, aren't you making it harder to run each time you do so?
How does that work?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 28, 2006
So each time you flee Vaux you're telling her that you love her? 
How sweet.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 28, 2006
Your leap of (il)logic astounds me.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 28, 2006
Thank you. I practice regularly.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 28, 2006
You should enter the Olypmics as a long jumper than.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 29, 2006
I tried, but the Irish Olympic team doesn't like me since the incident. 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 29, 2006
Oh? Do tell in excrutiating detail.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 29, 2006
Well I was tasked with staying in this bunker and pressing this button every 108 minutes as this is what made Sonia O'Sullivan, our famous female runner, run. Nut I got diarrhea and... you can guess the rest.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 29, 2006
Godben, you have such a rich and scandalous past 
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Vauxhaul Astra Posted May 29, 2006
Aww. Could this moment be any more awkward?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 29, 2006
Well sure. If an old ex-girlfriend and/or boyfriend showed up. But I don't have either of those.
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Vauxhaul Astra Posted May 29, 2006
I suppose...
*rubs back of head in an anime-ish style way*
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Vauxhaul Astra Posted May 29, 2006
Jack shot me in the tearoom, with the shotgun/supersoaker.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 29, 2006
Ah. Mayhap, you need a phoenix down.
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Vauxhaul Astra Posted May 29, 2006
And possibly I need the kiss of life?*¤°
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 29, 2006
Ha ha 
You're funny!
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted May 29, 2006
*Inconspicuously pushes EC towards Vaux*
...
Oops.
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NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business Posted May 29, 2006
*Conspicuously pushes EC* 
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