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Post 41

Bluebottle

I learn more about DNA
Every day
smiley - smiley


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Post 42

Afgncaap5

I think we're starting to drift away from the really important debate in this article: what about the fish? Not sharks, we want to know about fish!


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Post 43

reyesearcher2000

hey how bout Leonardo DiCaprio as Arthor ?


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Post 44

Researcher 99947

I'm afraid that would cause me to boycott the film


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Post 45

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

How could Leo play Arthur? When I read the book (and I'm American) Arthur speaks with an English accent. Alot of them do (though Zaphod usually sounds Californian to me). Heck, even the non-dialog bits are in an English accent, and that was BEFORE I had heard the radio series! No Americans as Arthur Dent, pleeeeaaassseee?


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Post 46

Bluebottle

Well, I couldn't agree with you more. Leo should be taken out, shot, killed, shot, hung, shot, drowned, shot, electrocuted, shot, strangled, shot, run-over, shot, gassed, shot, starved, shot, buried alive, shot and finally, shot. He must NEVER play Arthur, as that is so wrong. In fact, all he should play is dead.
(Not a member of the Leo fan club)


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Post 47

Afgncaap5

Okay, how about an H2G2 "Leonardo DiCaprio Must Die" Petition. Someone can start one on there user page, and everyone who wants him dead can sign it, stating their name, user #, and preferred death for Leo. Personally, I suggest you try the "Total Perspective Vortex." If that doesn't kill him, then we have a slight emergency on our hands.


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Post 48

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I hope you don't mean this in chronological order, as it would be difficult to bury him alive after he'd been killed. smiley - winkeye

~Irving


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Post 49

Researcher 99947

I say he throw him out into outer space... so that every single capillary and vein in his body explodes!


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Post 50

Bluebottle

That Af-whatever-5 bloke had a great idea! Brilliant! I think he should definately do an article like that which we could all sign etc.


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Post 51

Afgncaap5

That's Afgncaap5, and thanks. BTW, if you can figure out what Afgncaap5 means without ever playing any Infocom or Activision games, you're brilliant. Or very lucky.


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Post 52

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Afgncaap5? I have no idea. But if we threw Leo DiCaprio into outerspace, there's a slight chance that he'd be picked up by a passing spacecraft. That would be bad. I think that boiling lava is much closer to a sure thing smiley - smiley

~Irving


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Post 53

Researcher 99947

Hmmm... you ageless, faceless, gender-neutral, culturally-ambiguous adventure-person! I guess I must be rather clever smiley - winkeye


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Post 54

Peta

Anna and I totally agree with you on this one. We think that he should be starved, because he is such a skinny little runt it wouldn't take that long. smiley - smiley


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Post 55

Bluebottle

Can we shoot him too? Please.........?


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Post 56

Researcher 99947

And why do people call him an actor? Every movie he's been in portrays him as a whiney, spoiled brat... which he is!


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Post 57

Afgncaap5

Aha! A fellow faceless adventurer! Well, xyzzy to you to.


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Post 58

Researcher 99947

A little slow on that one, weren't you?


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Post 59

Afgncaap5

Yeah, I'm getting senile in my ripe old age of 15. Hey, if you like Zork, would you sign a petition to get the next game out? Please?


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Post 60

TowelMaster

Leo who...?


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