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The Blart Room, (Its full of cheese)
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 5, 2002
*effects on Irn bru have now worn off and tink is thus slumped in a small heap in the corner sleeping quietly*
*is sure it is dairy free cheesecake*
*smiles quietly about Freudian analyses of these outbursts*
The Blart EFFECT
Blart Versenwald III Posted Sep 5, 2002
WELCOME TO HELL.
NAME THE MOD, STATE THE RESEARCHER, ALL SHALL FALL TO THE POWER OF THE BLART EFFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I AM READY NAME THE NAMES...
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Sep 5, 2002
group
lets send some 
thoughts and 
to Blart
~~~
~~~
~~~
~ are thoughts
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 5, 2002
*goes off to fetch Foxy babe back as he said he liked her so maybe he'll be nice to her again*
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Whisky Posted Sep 5, 2002
The blart effect? Isn't that you suffer from after too much 
followed by a plate of Beans on Toast?
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Sep 5, 2002
*giggles at Freud*
*
levitates Blart and washes a wave of calm over him*
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 5, 2002
ooh you could do that time thingy Joe?
You know you're new trick?
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Sep 5, 2002
Right *stretches fingers and cuts Blart out of time, pasting him back in backwards*
That new trick?
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 5, 2002
*applauds the beauty of the movements*
Well done, you've been practising 
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Sep 5, 2002
Yes, yesterday I pasted a whole section of time in backwards in Durham
Thing is, no one noticed
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 5, 2002
Well no I doubt they would... did the cathedral shrink or get bigger? I should imagine it got bigger didn't it? As you'd be gettign futher away?
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Sep 5, 2002
Most likely...
I'm scared by Durham stil...
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 5, 2002
I think it's funny but then I'm not trapped there 
Umm theres no sympathy smiley so the smug grin will have to do
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Sep 5, 2002
Nah, I love being in Durham 
Its as weird as us...
*has to go get some food soon and buy some bread, cheese and milk*
Call me, remember
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 5, 2002
yes but I'm not going to call you til after 6 as I'm too cheap and then I'll be watchign the Simpsons and then I'll be cooking the dinner and then I'll be washing up and then I'll be doing some ironing and I really need to clean the bathroom too ooh and I need to hoover
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
NexusSeven Posted Sep 5, 2002
*sniffs*
Has someone Blarted?
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Sep 5, 2002
Baaah... just have to wind you up on here then till then
Still, I'll brb. Just need to get some stuff from the shops
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 5, 2002
*groans and waits for the whole conversation to lower itself*
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Sep 5, 2002
helps this thread up the escalator
The Blart Room, (Its full of cheesecake)
Abi Posted Sep 5, 2002
This is a message to Blart:
>NAME THE MOD, STATE THE RESEARCHER, ALL SHALL FALL TO THE POWER OF THE
>BLART EFFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>I AM READY NAME THE NAMES...
Blart we want help you in any way we can, but at the moment, I don't understand what you are talking about!
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