h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I suppose that, working in a museum all day, your playfulness gets a bit pent up, only to be furiously unleashed on your unwitting H2G2 pals afterward.

You think progammers lead lives of glamour and intrigue? Hee hee, it's hard enough for me just to avoid being exploited in my industry.

Glamour, intrigue and exploitation - how positively exciting

I have old stuff, dead stuff and more old stuff (you'd fit in perfectly )

Would I fall under 'old stuff', or 'more old stuff'? Please, no 'dead stuff' jokes.

I think I could set up a new catagory of 'only just old stuff' - would that be more suitable? Or perhaps you could be a 'modern classic'? Or a 'future collectable'? Or just 'old stuff'

Ha ha. I like 'future collectible'.